Hershey Highway


#1

So i went to try that with my girl right and get this. She FARTS mid cruise. The strange part is that mess didn’t escape out the exit of the tunnel. I THINK it went right up my cars tubing cause I feel it in my stomach right now(this was like 30 minutes ago). I got sharp pains in my stomach and I’m not quite sure what to do about it.


#2

I love how happy the dinosaur looks as it’s face gets skeeted on with processed cheese on my box of macaroni. Grilled cheese explosion indeed.


#3

Soooo uhhh how about those pop tarts???


#4

More like…poop tarts!


#5

pop farts


#6

OP you’re full of shit


#7

reading this thread after the pop tarts thread has made my life have more meaning lol


#8

Fake or not, I feel sick reading about it :wasted:


#9

This one time I stuck my junk in a jar of honey then passed out, when I awoke I found ants climbing single file out of an unexpected hole, a small one at that.


#10

I fucked a drunk chick on a trampoline and she made me ass fuck her. She pooped :(. Now I know cumming in their ass can make her do that

Fun fact: I nicknamed her trampy the trampoline whore. Everybody I know still calls her that

Ninja edit: I typed “make em do that” and iPhone autocorrected to “make him do that”

O.o


#11

Huh…you need to be understanding and supportive of your phone’s lifestyle choices. And keep it ONLY in your jacket pockets. No need to tempt it.