"Oh hey bro, I think I saw you online last night. You played a pretty good game bro, but you just can’t beat my Tekkaman Blade/Ryu team. Top-tier team bro, top-tier. What, you think it doesn’t take skill to do those 30+ hit non-air combos? Look, it’s not my fault that Tekkaman Blade can start a two-special combo into super on you with just the push of a button from virtually anywhere on the screen. It took me a long time to learn those moves bro! Seriously! You did almost beat me one round, but that’s just because i’m not as good as Ryu as I would be with Ken. (He’s my main on SFIV, maybe you’ve seen me on Xbox Live eh?) But he’s the next best thing, right?
Wait i’ve got to go, my mom’s telling me to go take a shower, and i’ve gotta get out before Naruto comes back on the CN. Cool talking to you bro!"