Mine. Just came from the eye doctor and I asked him what my vision was without contacts…
The Invincible Swordsman - So what’s my vision at? I can’t remember what it was last time. I think it was 20/140 or something like that.
Doctor - O_O
TIS - What?
Doctor - Let’s put it this way… the worst I’ve ever seen was 20/400. Yours is just like that except you can see well in close.
TIS - 20/400?
Doctor - Pretty much.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
So basically, I can’t see anything but a blur farther than my own outstretched hand.