How come the moon doesn't lift me?

Waves aren’t caused by the moon, tides are.

gravity doesnt exist.
/thread.

Seeing how you are aware of the phrase “terminal velocity”, I think you should know this answer already.

same reason why the moon doesn’t suck up all of earth’s satellite’s.

Learn how gravity works properly :slight_smile:

When I go to Denny’s, I order a Moon’s Over my Hammy.’

This has to be a troll thread. There is no reason why someone taking a college-level physics class wouldn’t understand this.