I can’t stand fried bacon. Crispy meat is a sin in the eyes of God, I’m pretty sure.
Whenever I eat bacon, I just microwave it for a few minutes until it’s hot enough to eat, and JUST starting to get burn marks on it.
A BLT sandwich is horrible when you use crispy bacon. Try it with chewy bacon, and you have a mouth adventure waiting to happen. Also fuck tomatoes on that shit too. Just bread, mayo, and bacon. Lettuce too I suppose, if your feminine side kicks in.
Anybody have any creative ways of cooking bacon (not including the obvious addition to virtually every food ever)?
and for our resident SRK Jewish and Muslim peoples…have you ever eaten bacon? I’ve made people from both your religions eat bacon, for what it’s worth.