OP your question is tricky.
"they mash lmh/lmh/then llllllllls"
half the cast of UMVC3?
Just being honest, half this game is about creating that opening, by any means necessary.
Getting ranked wins?
I got the 100 achievement in less than 2 weeks. To be fair, I had 20 more losses than wins when I did hit it. Online ranked has always been a pain in the ass in UMVC3. To an extent, that’s what makes it more exciting than local circle jerking. You usually know your local scene pretty well, and especially if you have friends who don’t equate winning UMVC3 to winning a cage match IRL you have great competition and a good time doing so.
Online is just full of exciting moments followed by rage-inducing moments. I think I’ve fist-slammed my stick enough to break it, plus Capcom’s insistency that winning in a ranked match,
“Have a 4th lord fight a 9th lord… six consecutive times”
(in all fairness, the tables have merely turned on me)
but then there’s that satisfaction of the comeback, that taunting anonymous asshole who rubs it in your face, only for you to come back the next match and either opt to be the better man, or return the favor ten fold.
To kind of return to the point, I don’t see how what you’re asking is any different than back in the day when “pros” (quotations, kids) complained about button mashers. Online is better at recreating the “new challenger” arcade scene with a much wider variety of opponents than simply playing with friends or waiting for the next big tourny (which, chances are, you aren’t making OP)
I guess I could go on about how you should just shut up and play and people shouting “scrub” should just do the same, but where’s the fun in that?