How to cook ham like a boss


#1

Step 1: Cut a hole in the ham
Step 2: Put your stuffing in that ham
Step 3: Have imaginary intercourse with Mia Hamm
Step 4: Put the ham in Hamm
Step 5: Let it roast for 3-4 hours at 450f
Step 6: Remove the ham
Step 7: Who the hell is Mia Hamm?


#2

I actually play real football so I know who Mia is.

Also, there is no god damn ham in my fridge.

Furthermore, I can’t read damn it. Make a video please.


#3

Bitch, I’ma just cut a hole in a pig and put you inside it after you’re done being flamed by everyone here for making stupid ass threads. :coffee: