Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Could Destroy Gawker


#1

Greatest news headline of our era? Thank you, Hulkster, for trying to kill the Gawker media cesspool once and for all. Good to know my childhood of eating my prayers and saying my vitamins was not in vain.

“The stakes: Hogan is seeking $100 million in damages, a penalty that could bring Gawker to its knees. Denton has been characteristically candid about the threat against the company, telling The New York Times, ‘We don’t keep $100 million in the bank, no.’”

The woman:

Spoiler

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8Ja3YcDnpdc/UlG6CUyXU5I/AAAAAAAAnJI/gTkUFhJF0x8/s640/Heather-Clem-pictures-5.jpg

The article:


#2

Good, Gawker is shit and deserves to be wiped out.


#3

I’ll only miss io9


#4

Yeah, I’d adultery the fuck outta her too!


#5

i alllllmost wanna check this tape out purely cause of how hot she is. but then i got hulkamanias dick running wild on screen…so no.


#6

Hulk Hogan is still fighting for the good of everyone, everywhere…

God Bless Hulk Hogan, and damn, that skinny white bitch fine…


#7

Step 1: Go to search engine of your choice.
Step 2: Enter ‘Heather Clem’ as your query
Step 3: Hit Enter/Click Go
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#8

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BROTHERRRRRR


#9

Something about 24 inch pythons…


#10

Perfectly good time to post this. Gawker and Jezebel are part of the same company btw. Spoiled for big ass picture

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/CQ5qgvu.jpg


#11

I’m marking out for the hulster to leg drop the black hole known as gawker media. I’m actually a bit surprised they haven’t been fined for hate speech given the bigotry,racism and sexism on display daily by their outlets.

Gawker media being destroyed would be a good thing for mankind.


#12

Being from the same media company doesn’t mean shit. Editors decide what gets published.


#13

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER!!! AFTER I SCREWED OVER TED TURNER AND WCW… JACK!!! I WENT FOR THE TNA AND THE CARTERS AND DID THE SAME THING… DUDE!!! THEN I SAW A CHANCE TO DESTROY THE INTERNETS AND I TOOK THAT CHANCE WITH THE 24 MEGABYTE PYTHONS NO HOLDS BARRED BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER!!! Posing


#14

Let me tell you something brother

When those internet marks at gawker wanted to show who the hulkster was hanging and banging. It was an invasion of privacy. As i slammed that 25 year old stinky stanky giant the earth started to shake dude, and as the room was starting to fill with water. Only it wasn’t water. As she hung on to my 24 inch pythons, i showed her what it was like to be hung and bung. And as ii kept thrusting and busting she would know

THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES!

But that was for Hulkster’s own private collection dude. Not for the eyes of anybody besides me and the big dude upstairs. So there’s one question i have to ask those geeks at gawker.

Whatcha gonna do? When the Hulkster and his Legal Team of Hulkamaniacs, sue you!!!


#15

If gawker and Jezebel get taken down…I feel like balance may finally come to the world.

Next Polygon, Kotaku and Buzzfeed. Lets cross our fingers and hope.


#16

Buzzfeed is made up of gay dudes who are angry at their straight bullies

http://youtu.be/aljJSNemsIw

Where are the guys with muscles? Where’s the guys who are fat? Where are the non-scrawny non skinny-fatasses

Fuck you buzzfeed


#17

Buzzfeed also has a massively talented pool of real news reporters. Most people just don’t read the news section because they’re busy being angry at someone’s opinion.


#18

Oh i met their shitty video personalities in a restaurant god they have this aura of assholiness that only rich jew hipsters have


#19

Did Ash Crimson transfer his conciousness into you?


#20

That Buzzfeed video had a bunch of bitchass niggas in that shit.