I became a ghost hunter


#1

Yeah, i’ve been watching supernatural allot these days and i’ve been inspired to become an actual ghost cop. I’ve discovered a group around here and i signed up for it. Now, i know allot of the bitches are skeptic towards supernatural stuff (such as myself), but hey, who the hell wouldn’t want some experience with that?

I kinda want to go all “un-faithful” here, meaning, not using any God stuff, such as bibles or orthodox catholic exorcism. I really want to go Shaft on their assess… i’m talking “driving in my sports car with a butt load of guns at the truck”… although, i’ve also been creative… i’m thinking of using a sword instead. A sword with salt pasted all over the blade. Anybody here have any experience with superstitious stuff? Is it actually possible to smoke random ghosts with salt bullets? I also think that i may develop some telekinesis. since most of the group members in this ghost hunting group claim to have the sixth sense. I, however have the 7th sense; the 4th eye… which is an ability that it only useful in identifying real professional trannies (i can’t be fooled).

How many of you actual done a bit of ghost hunting yourselves?


#2

Thought this thread had merit. Then I realized it was made by Cisco. :tdown:


#3

If you are trying to slay ghost trannies, you should certainly do well.


#4

what the fuck is that supposed to mean, bitch? If it is by me, you know it’s going to be good. Just like all my threads in the past.


#5

no, not trannies. Just ghosts/spirits, demons… all that supernatural stuff.


#6

so you finally gave up on stalking girls and decided on girl ghost.


#7

cisco is the whiffle bat of trolling


#8

Hey, i never gave a yes to any trannie before… give it up already.


#9

regardless of whatever that is supposed to mean, i aint no troll. I am the guy that will eventually rise to actual fame. I feel like my fame and greatness is only known here in shoryuken, and it needs to become worldwide. I have made the best threads and have also intellectually annihilated every single punk bitch in the religion threads in the past. Now, what i am talking about now is surely the start of how the world will recognize my greatness and my awesomeness. I will prove these things exists, and i will be the one known to have kicked their ass.


#10

i bet these ghost hunting groups is just a cover. They really are just some pervs with some fucked up fetish, like trying to fuck ghosts or something.


#11

I think there are girls in that ghost group, but i seriously doubt they are attractive. In reality, i’m only in it for the actual action. I really want to see all that spirit shit, face to face… i want a car with a bunch of ghost/demon weapons in the trunk, and above all… i want to be like a Shaft like cop when it comes to the Supernatural.


#12

So this is what happened to you after Unleash the Dragon?

From the Thong Song to ghost hunting.


#13

You still never told me why God had people eat bread with shit in it.


#14

i once worked security and there is a haunted school in a nearby city…sometime early last century, there was a train that derailed, and they kept bodies in the school cuz the morgue wasn’t big enough. Then add a bet involving all the janitors on who would die first and end up cleaning the school as a ghost (one janitor died the next day). Lets just say it was REALLY hard to get people to work there.

And there is also the story of a girl around the same time period in my city that saw her fiance talking to a whore, and thought he had fucked her so she jumped off a waterfall/cliff (Mount Albion Falls). He was actually just asking for advice on how to please his bride-to-be. You can still hear her ghost wailing at that location at night.

Also, my underpants are haunted

edit: to the post below: Wrong thread, I think you want the ghost BUSTING thread. This is ghost HUNTING.


#15

I ain’t afraid of no ghost…


#16

what


#17

What I wanna know is… WHO YA GONNA CALL, BITCH?


#18

oh you’ve decided to be a ghost hunter, huh? yeah i’m a unicorn jockey myself. it’s pretty cool.

i also crowned myself king of mars.


#19

took way to long for the Ghost Buster reference


#20

You have my sword