So I was discussing with my good friend @Raz0r how I was out of booze, and this was simply unacceptable. So I walk over to the liquor store, and grab some beer and whiskey. But oh no, this wasn’t enough for good ol’ SoVi3t, he needs some fine food to go with this. So I went and bought like 3 lbs of chicken. Now, I wasn’t walking home with all this, so I decided to just hop on the bus and ride it for two blocks. I get to the bus stop, and there is a little bench with an empty space, and an untouched donut on a tissue. Thinking perhaps the donut belongs to somebody, I put all my groceries on the empty spot.
Old lady comes up, and immediately asks me to get out of her way, even though I am standing on the sidewalk, not blocking the bus bench. Whatever, I move out of the way. She looks at the donut, looks at me, looks at the donut, looks at me, and just keeps repeating, until I finally mention how it wasn’t mine, and proceed to throw it and the tissue at some birds. Bitch then proceeds to dust away at the seat like it’s infected with HIV, so she can sit her geriatric pancake ass down on it. Bus shows up, I’m now fed up with an old woman I just met, and I inform her it’s coming, because I’m a gentleman. She grunts at me, and I come to the decision to euthanize all elderly.
Bitch gets on the bus, then proceeds to BLOCK ME. Just fucking stands there. For like a minute. The bus driver informs her to move so I can get on. She takes one fucking step, then STOPS AGAIN. Starts reading a sign posted on the bus, still blocking me. Bus driver again informs her to move so I can get on. She goes to the first seat, and starts DUSTING IT THE FUCK OFF. BLOCK ME THRICE, BITCH???
Fuck this. I toss my change over her shoulder, shove her aside, and sit the fuck down in the first available spot, and just stare her down. Your move, granny.
Fuck anybody who isn’t me. Especially if they’re younger than me, or older than me.