I used dirty underpants to clean up spilled beer 2 minutes ago


#1

Do you believe that it is counter-productive and unsanitary to do such a thing?


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#4

I just clicked on a BeGuiled thread…


#5

I use your moms tongue to clean off my dingle berries before she tucks you in and kisses you good night.

How is that for sanitary?


#6

Spilled beer is still good within a 8 minute span.

You still have time, twist the underpants above your mouth and consume, don’t let it go to waste.


#7

Negged.


#8

I have seen a lot worse than that.


#9

Those shit stains aren’t gonna clean itself…


#10

You again?


#11

Not at all.

But it is wasteful of you not to wring out the underwear and drink the beer.

Get on it.


#12

How did the beer spill?

Also, your mom lets you drink beer now?


#13

Why do you want herpes to replace your dingle berries, angelpalm?


#14

So my asshole can look like SoViets lips?


#15

Upper lips or lower ones?

Oh, wait…

They match.

My bad.


#16

What a waste… just dick-drink it. Reverse-piss it.


#17

it Depends.


#18

I think it Massengills.

He asked if it was counter-productive and unsanitary to douche such a thing, right?


#19

Better than cum.


#20

Were you wearing them when you wiped it up?