If street fighters had ordinary jobs


#1

Street fighters just gave up on fighting and went looking for jobs… what did they look for? Can be from any game…

Ryu - gardener
Ken - CEO
Sean - Basketball Player
Akuma - Yakuza Boss
Hugo - Actor
Alex - Security Guard/Bouncer
Q - Telephone surveyor
Dudley - Car salesman
Gill - Preacher
Urien - Late Night Show Host
Chun Li - Housewife
Elena - Prostitute
Ibuki - Pop Star
Makoto - Moody Teacher
Oro - Farmer
Remy - Emo Band Lead Singer
12 - Weather Specialist
Yang - Circus Performer
Yun - Model


#2

Corrected your post :wgrin:


#3

naw Ken isn’t sleezy enough to be a CEO.

12 a weather specialist? I’m more for science tesy subject maybe. In fact, 12 could be like the today version of a boy and his blob lol


#4

12 could be the bukkake in a bukkake film.

Doesn’t Ken kind of remind you of Owen Wilson? Just a little bit?


#5

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I think that way…\o/
Also:


#6

your list is pretty dead-on imo…just made a few changes.


#7

Urien being a late night talk show host is freaking hilarious imo.

after commercials
Urien "…AND WE’RE BACK!!!"
applause, ppl screaming and cheering
Urien “today we’re gonna be playing a little skit i like to call…WHAT COLOR SKIN SHALL I BE TODAY!!!”

Hugo - Butcher

Alex - Personal trainer

Alex “…Ok, time for ur squats. alright, do it like this.”:smile:
guy “u mean like this?”:wonder:
Alex …nooO, like this.":rolleyes:
guy “like…this…?”:confused:
Alex “are u listening?!.. i told u, like this!”:annoy:
guy “…u mean…?”:sweat:
Alex “NOOO! I SAID LIKE THIS…squats…OooouuuaaaAAAHHH!!!rips off shirt”:mad:


#8

wasnt there a thread like this 2 days ago?

then all of a sudden it dissappeared…

newho, Akuma for serial rapist


#9

Blanka - Sparky (electrition).


#10

Oro would be badass as a basketball player.

Think about it.


#11

Sean will be a drug dealer-he lives in Brazil.:X


#12

Q for inspecter gadgit


#13

I vote for Q as The Question

“Aha I knew it! 32 FLAVORS!”


#14

Many of the people you listed already have jobs. Ken DOES administrate the fortune of his family. Chun-li worked as inspector but retired. The Lee bros. work at a restaurant. Hugo and Alex are wrestlers (they are rivals as well).


#15

Deja vu!!!

This thread must be the work of some malevolent voodoo David Blaine demon magic as it has inexplicably comeback from the dead!!!


#16

This is the same exact thread.


#17

yes… there was a thread like this 2 days ago
It got deleted due to the system restore thing srk went through 2 days ago
so i just put it up again


#18

If it got deleted then how is my original post still here?


#19

I dunno… but I definately didnt find my old thread and a lot of other peoples posts, so I just made this one again…

Oh and not 2 days ago… more like 4…


#20

Ryu - Door to door salesman

Ken - Rock star

Honda - Human cannonball

Blanka - Con Edison

Guile - President of the U.S., accidentally causes a war b/c no one can understand wtf he’s saying

Chun-Li - Schoolteacher, gets involved in a sex scandal w/ several students

Dhalsim - Guest star on Ripley’s Believe it or Not

Zangief - Zookeeper

Deejay - Would’ve moved to U.S. and became a mega-star, but was arrested at the airport b/c he approached some dumb white bitch thought he was gonna rape her

Cammy - Owner of several nightclubs

Fei-Long - Dies in bizarre drug-related mishap

T.Hawk - Alcoholic

Balrog - Televangelist

Vega - Pimp

Sagat - …He has a cat

Bison - Truck driver

Akuma - Porn star

Sakura - Porn star

Dan - Gay porn star, occasional assistant to Richard Simmons. Hangs out @ 4chan

Gen - Works at the chinese take-out up the street from my place

Rolento - Learns how to teleport due to awesomeness of V-Ism. Also owns a chain of fireworks stands

Charlie - Former president of U.S., got shot. Did NOT want Guile as vice-president due to possibility of scenario described above.

Guy - Spokesperson for Nike

Cody - Walks around town (always to the right, for some reason), mumbling to himself while beating up hobos.

… I’m tired, I’ll finish this later =(