I'm in the marines, and I want out. Help! @__@


#1

I’m currently serving in the U.S. Marines right now, and i just got shipped to iraq, been here for 3 months now. I hate it here, my “buddies” in my platoon keep treating me like shit, saying im a shit bag, and they keep fucking with me, and beating me up. Its cold as fuck here, and there is no tv, good internet or radio here. I’m a little to sensitive and delicate to do this job, and i’m thinking of ways to get out of not only Iraq, but the Marines as well.

I thought about shooting myself in the leg, but they would know that it was me that did it. Because the insurgents use Ak-47’s, and we use M4 assault rifles. Can anybody help me with this?


#2

Shoulda joined the Navy.
No, but seriously.
Shoulda joined the National Guard.

I know, I know, troll thread, but I always wanted to know what compelled people to join the military.


#3

my friend said he would be more of a man and he loved guns.


#4

Start eyeballing ass and coming out as gay?


#5

Somebody needs a code red.


#6

Treating you like shit? Isn’t that normal in the Marines? That’s at least what I hear quite a bit. :wink:


#7

^ I almost believed this post until I read that. Obvious troll. :coffee:


#8

Ever seen Full Metal Jacket?..


#9

Sorry dude, you’ve gotta suck it up. Signing a contract does that for you.


#10

some people need money/training for college, some people wanna serve their country, some people wanna fly jets. Those are the reasons for everyone I know.


#11

this isn’t the same SAM is it?


#12

Kill yo self


#13

stick it out. You joined the marines, and what did you expect iraq to be like? Don’t marines/military people get that pay out for the rest of their lives for serving a tour?


#14

Did you join the Marines to save up the 10,000 you owe Ronin?


#15

Maybe if you would have figured out how to get up that pole with weights on during boot camp, your superiors wouldn’t have given you so much trouble.


#16

ohshit?


#17

Shoot the people in your platoon:tup:


#18

It’s not the real SAM.

It’s an old troll that keeps popping up.


#19

Watch the news, stupid.


#20

Hey I want out of the military! I can’t handle it!

Instead of coming and crying to SRK, why don’t you go talk to a chaplain or your chain of command?

You know that’s what they’re for, Private/Lance Corporal.

Obvious troll thread tho as already mentioned.