Fuck star wars! And fuck any of u assholes who buy into that garbage ass franchise. I hope u all get strep for a 2 weeks and consistently step on pile of jacks in that time period. Ur mama aint shit for producing u. Trek gang 4 life…
But what I really love is Strawberry Shortcake because that’s how I roll. I don’t throw fireballs, I throw pie slices because I’m not a full grown ass clown that can afford the whole pie. I gotta be economical so I only get half assed laughs at my corny ass. Doesn’t matter that there are rules anywhere I’m just going to walk in here and pretend to be cool so people can be friends. Let me also insult a mod because I’m just that OG.
This is me throwing pies:
And this is what I look like when I’m writing my cartoontherkin fan fiction about my tumblr humor personality:
But this place is so boring because you guys don’t do cool cosplays like my peoples:
That’s me flexing on people because I’m thug like that on the streets like that with a type like that. You guys don’t even smoke crack and you don’t even have crack guns like I do:
I have Two Guns because that’s the number of weeks I’m gonna be away from GD because I just wanted to be obnoxious. Don’t be too mean My Oni-chans, well have the thug power inside of us like my other cosplay:
Im white btw
Please do not come to GD just to be obnoxious, then insult a mod, and then proceed to be a tryhard.