Is there any way I can get back with this chick?


#1

So i went to a party last weekend and ended up drinking a lot. I met this girl and she was super cute. We ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and next thing I knew she was dragging me upstairs to go somewhere “a little more private”. On the way up I realized I haven’t had sex in 4 years, I was in no way prepared for this. I couldn’t let her know I was inexperienced, so about 30 seconds into actually getting naked I was licking out her butthole, fishooking her mouth and rubbing what I think was her clitoris…all at once.

She freaked the hell out, had the nerve to call ME a freak, put her clothes on and stormed out. I was really drunk at this point so I stumbled out of the room and shouted “What’s wrong ma? Can’t handle the PoonDestr-” then I tripped. Next thing I knew It was the next morning and I was back at a friends apartment.

I found the girl on facebook, is there any way I can make up for this? I really liked her.


#2

What if that girl took a really huge shit before you ate her ass out? Fucking gross, dude.

Anywho. That chick isn’t wife material. Just bang her a couple times then move on to something a lot more solid.


#3

Her asshole did kinda taste bitter, not gonna lie


#4

Two horrible threads created by the same op, not even an hour apart.


#5

Feed ants from your desk into her butthole


#6

stupid fuck there’s a relationship thread for this very purpose. On the front fucking page of GD no less.


#7

depends, how cute are you?

& i don’t get it… besides probably being on her period, why did she freak out? because of the butthole thing? just f.y.i., guys don’t object to that stuff sipping coffee smiley


#8

Whatever happened to RSigley?


#9

Horrible advice.

imo


#10

If she’s so fucking vanilla she can’t enjoy things I see as bland, why the hell would you even want her back?


#11

what ticks me off is she’s slutty enough to have sex with a random drunk guy she met at a party, of all places, yet she freaks because of that. stay dumb ho, dumb ho!


#12

Stop making stupid threads.