Is this normal for the human body?


#1

My left foot is about 1 inch shorter than my right. And my left leg is weaker; I can stand and balance on one foot (my right foot) and stand on my tip-toes while doing so easily. But its much harder to balance on my left foot. And stand on left tip-toes is pretty much impossible.


#2

The king has returned


#3

#4

No, not normal, son. May seem to not be relevant at first but I need to know: in the last 5 generations, have your relatives had divorces with children involved, or has anyone in your family tree in the past been knocked up via a sperm bank? No lulz, promise.


#5

Why, yes that’s normal.


#6

The human body is not symmetrical.


#7

He is confusing his hands with his feet.


#8

BeGuiled’s most symmetrical aspect is his complete and utter lack of both left and right frontal lobes of the brain.

This is the less embarrassing of the two manners of full-frontal nudity wherein he displays absolutely nothing.


#9

If you say so , LOL


#10

So this is the infamous Beguiled, huh?


#11

why do i feel like I’m in the presence of a poster I should feel something for.


#12

Ennui is Beguiled.


#13

Yeah, they’re the signs you look out for to see if you are bitchmade or not.

Unfortunately for you you tested positive.


#14

Become a ninja. Ninjas can do everything with one leg.


#15

So…you’re saying that if someone asked him if he wanted a Kindle, he’d reply “I AM one!”?


#16

Its lupus.


#17

It’s never Lupus


#18

I came out of Ducky’s 5 star porn thread and somehow was expecting this thread to be about prolapsed anus.


#19

its normal for post09ers :coffee:


#20

The alterations to your pants will cost $79.99 now because of this abnormal mutation you have. I know right? Damn the normies who can just 42 long and stuff like that off the rack and be on their way.