Ken in Street Fighter Movie

The representation of Ken in the Van Damme movie back in the days was somehow a pretty nice representation of how Ken is in SFIII:3S. I mean… him and Ryu. Remember that movie? Here is a review of that movie to bring back some memories.

“Adventure is the name of the game.”

This is what I call a fucking movie! Features Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Kylie Minogue, and a lot of explosions. For real men only. Women, pansies need not apply.

That crazy son-of-a-bitch Generalissimo M. Bison has taken over the fictional nation of Shadaloo! And you know what else? The bastard has taken a bunch of fucking relief workers hostage and will kill 'em all in 72 hours if he doesn’t get billions of dollars! There’s only one man who can stop him: “Allied Nations” commander Colonel William F. Guile! “Bison, you sick son-of-a-bitch,” he says, “I know you love to see yourself on TV, but why don’t you get a good look at this?” And then he flexes his American-flag-tattoo-emblazoned muscles. Sidekick Cammy stands next to Guile looking hot. A team of reporters consisting of Chun-Li, Balrog, and E. Honda seems to be the only group interested covering this international crisis.

Meanwhile small-time hustlers Ryu and Ken try to trick international arms dealer Sagat into paying them truckloads for toy guns. But they’re caught! Thus they’re forced into cage-fighting with pretty-boy Vega. But before the fight begins, a tank crashes into the compound! They’re violating Shadaloo’s 7P.M. curfew! Also, maybe cage-fighting is illegal in Shadaloo. It’s hard to tell. Anyway, Guile throws 'em all in the cooler.

Well that dickhead Bison has taken brilliant scientist Dhalsim hostage and is using his talents to turn Carlos Blanka into a superhuman killing machine, who is green. Zangief doesn’t do anything important yet but I don’t know where else to mention him. Anyway he’s really dim and really loyal to Bison. Deejay is a Jamaican guy who also works for Bison but is not as dedicated.

And at the same time as that Guile comes up with a brilliant ruse! Ryu and Ken will help spring Sagat and his cronies, and will pretend to kill Guile. Chun-Li discovers Guile’s “corpse” and confesses she actually wants to kill Bison to avenge her father. Then she runs away.

So you won’t believe what happens next! Sagat and Bison get into a disputeSagat doesn’t want any of those “Bison dollars” Generalissimo’s trying to pay him in. Ryu and Ken walk in and try to stop the fightand end up revealing that Chun-Li’s crew is about to crash a truck of explosives into the building they’re in, leading to their being mistaken for the bad guys! Anyway, the explosion takes place, and it’s effing awesome, but everyone escapes and Chun-Li and pals are captured.

A POST FROM THE GREAT BEYOND! i thought you were banned?

I didnt even read it.

awesome Roshi

that dude from the green mile is balrog

WTF@ Dhalsim being a scientist. I could never stop thinking about that

kristin kreuk is chun li

50 cent is balrog

no that dude from the green mile is balrog.

50 cent does actually look like balrog though.


Green Mile dude…Tom Hanks is Balrog?