Kim Jong Un to require all university men to have his haircut


#1

Not a joke: http://time.com/38409/north-korea-kim-jong-un-haircut/?hpt=hp_t3

This is Kim’s hair:

Spoiler

http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/rtr3hf6o.jpg?w=1100&h=734&crop=1

Apparently people disapprove because his haircut reminds them of Chinese smugglers. :lol:


#2

It could catch on, but first he needs a song about Thrift Shopping in North Korea.


#3

That haircut looks fucking retarded. Glad I don’t live in North Korea.

What a fucking dork.


#4

We who live in the US seen worse.


#5

In before Serpent sees that women can still choose from several state-approved haircuts and adds North Korea to his top three most feminist countries in the world.


#6

GOD LEVEL TROLL


#7

From direct orders of my leader, I’m going to cop this haircut. Thanks Kim jung il or whatever for the inspiration.


#8

Yeah, but in 'Murica you can wear your hair any damn way you please. Fuck that Bert and Ernie-looking bullshit.

http://manhattaninfidel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bertportrait.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwbhatHGpZ1Dyb1RP8R1t7uXufdbyJV08bYo0Gt8-BJ8VRozmI


#9

For the modern day equivalent of M. Bison, this guy’s pretty lame.


#10

Needs hk scissors to his hair


#11

Makes sense at a distance.


#12

Every male in North Korea having that haircut essentially means he has a massive supply of body doubles. How will we ever assassinate him now?

What do you mean, “Shoot the one guy in North Korea who looks well-fed”?


#13

North Korea’s version of ‘Simon Says’ is a serious pain in the ass…


#14

I dont see the issue. Its a legit haircut…I have it myself.


#15

The sad part is the little turd was trying to look like Trunks.


#16

Now North Korea is going to brag about its advance cloning technique to the world.


#17

http://i.imgur.com/ySY8Twu.png

Incoming army of androids


#18

Silly Kim Jong Un, thinking he’s such a big wig. I really don’t think this will cut it. I mean, people might dye just to get around the law.


#19

K wave style shiitake mushroom cut?

Spoiler

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iNHRpPrNgaw/T_STNzYKypI/AAAAAAAABZg/udR-yyh97qQ/s320/adam-whitehead-90s.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/4911208615_6709db10bd_m.jpg

http://bowlcuts.tripod.com/07e78800.jpg


#20

Thus reinforcing the stereotype that all Asians are good at ping pong.