Kinect Sex - when porno just don't cut it anymore


#1

Kinect sex is here, game company says | Geek Gestalt - CNET News

Fun for the whole family, including your children.


#2

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can’t wait for multiplayer versions. MS should support this, just to prove forever that they’re not kiddy like Nintendo lol


#3

LOL this is so stupid, you’re just waving your hands in the air stroking an imaginary boob :rofl:


#4

I hope it comes with an electronic condom peripheral.


#5

i hope someone catches aids off this


#6

Funny, it’s called “Kinect Sex” yet, you won’t “Kinect” anything at all!


#7

i’ve seen other weird kinect uses through open source, such as [media=youtube]ho8KVOe_y08&t=0m39s[/media]


#8

Lots of cool possibilities for kinect.


#9

It’s stuff like this that interests me (minus the nipple tracking), I won’t bother with the Kinect until next year, hopefully by then there will be some innovative titles to play.


#10

Huh, that didn’t take long.


#11

Inb4PlaystationMoveDildoaccesory


#12

unless i can slap and choke the bitches in the game too, then i’m not interested


#13

there will be. I read that cost estimates for ‘hardcore’ kinect games (not just minigames, but that feature 3d worlds u can move around and shit) will cost a MINIMUM of $30 million dollars. A lot of companies just don’t wanna risk that for a console peripheral that nobody knew how well it would sell. Now that 5 mill should be sold by Christmas, it seems stupid to ignore something so obviously starved for games.

I laugh at people who tell me it will be dead by next year. Oh, it will be dead when all the games start coming out for it? Fuck right off.

This x 10000000001. Seriously, if I ain’t giving virtual strawberry shortcakes to Summer Glau within a year, I will be pissed right off


#14

combine this with the Trance Pack from the PS2 game REZ and the gf will always be present for game night.

…I guess you’ll have to call it the DIS-Kinect.

I gotta wonder what the trophies and/or achievements will be like for this one.

-Starhammer-


#15

well maybe now we can finally see some good Indy games :stuck_out_tongue:


#16

I hope Rapelay gets ported to this. I want to donkey punch some bitches.


#17

Wait, I thought that was the controller itself?


#18

Probally because they all laugh at your small weewee.


#19

yes! now I can finally get some.


#20

let me know when they have a male option cough

though maybe they can use the whole “Real Touch” masturbator idea for some peripherals with it too LOL