Large breast philosophy of life

[When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

At 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.

So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide so I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring, totally predictable and never 4got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with large breasts.](

I have a feeling this is true to many. Far too true…

Spam. Can we lock this thread / ban this user, etc.? Same with the other one.

haha, that was pretty good

What are the criteria for something being “spam” on this forum? It seems to be “Anything with a URL is spam”, so far

When someone makes a new account, posts two threads that are only a link to an entirely unrelated website, it’s usually considered spam.

The Street Writer forum is rarely read or posted in, so no one cares I guess. But this wouldn’t fly in a bigger forum or in one of the other SRK ones.