Let Us Discuss This Living Nightmare Known As 100+ Orgasms A Day


#1

…100+ orgasms a day. For no reason what so ever.

4:20 I fucking DIED. Dead to the world.

This is a problem? Fuck it, just learn to hide it better. How strong are these orgasms? Hell, I look at people and jerk off while staring at them all the time, it’s how I get through the day.

also:

How filthy are his undies???


#2

This real? This nigga really bust 9 nuts at his dads funeral? Fucked up man, he takes his O like a bitch as well, like lil kid spanking the monkey for the first time groans.

Dude sounds like the RL less surreal version of this shit.


#3

Is this for real? I shouldn’t laugh, at least he doesnt jizz everytime, that would be even worse.

edit: Damn he gets 4 hr boners, sometimes has 30 erections a day.

Theres a woman that has 50 orgasms a day too.


#4

sounds like she’s entering another plane of existence at the start there. I want to own every chair in her house.

I wonder what happens if she meets him?

I’d love to have a bitch constantly cumming around the house. So long as she isn’t bitchy.


#5

Million has the same condition…except his is actually based on lust and other creepy tidbits.


#6

What upsets me the most, is that I have to work my ass off for all those orgasms each day, and this chump is whining over a flood of freebies.


#7

Holy shit. I’ve been awake for all of twenty minutes and I almost busted a gut. This poor son of a bitch. Nine O’s at his dad’s wake? Jesus tap dancing Christ . . .


#8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


#9

I won’t have what he is having


#10

This man got an Oprah ep in his pants. “You get Orgasm! You get an Orgasm!”


#11

Ofcourse! it all makes sense now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSNNHo21-DU


#12

Oh you laugh now.
But wait until you can’t go anywhere without being a pervert.
Have fun getting boo’d out of a movie theatre
Have fun getting thrown out of the zoo.
Have fun going to jail over a misunderstanding at a public park/swimming pool.


#13

Wait, it’s not an Onion post?

huh.

In all seriousness I wouldn’t want to be this guy. Having too many orgasms actually does have some pretty detrimental side effects after a while. Also if it’s too frequent it loses that edge

Spoiler

not that i would know or anything

Nature called, it wants to have phone sex.


#14

im trying to figure out, he busts 100+ nuts a day, and in some of parts of the film you clearly see his shirt tucked into his pants… that dosnt sound like a smart idea


#15

I dont really give a fuck about some guy bustin’ a nut every thirty seconds…I just want to see a picture of that chick in your avatar without the black bar.


#16

How does he not dehydrate himself?


#17

Guess he goes camping alot.


#18

I sentence this man to death by snu sn…sees his condition…oh


#19

Didn’t some lady kill herself not too long ago because she couldn’t handle it? I guess there are people that can’t even orgasm?
Today when I was on my bike, I tweaked my back doing a head check for lane crossing and immediately thought about this thread.


#20

Jesus Christ. I’m depleted after just 15 orgasms on a lazy Saturday, so I can’t even imagine what it’s like popping off 100+ of them every single day. I feel so sorry for this dude.