I’m the kind of guy that likes to let everything out in the open, you know? And one of my…fantasies(?), I guess you could call it, would be having someone watch or critique me as I do it with a girl. I finally got to fulfill this fantasy a few days ago.
Me, my friend and his little gay brother and these two girls were over at my friend’s house.
My friend’s little gay brother ended up getting drunk with the two girls and I told him “hey, how about you watch us while we do it?” and he’s like "OK, that’s cool"
The girl I was gettin it on with already knew him so she didn’t really care, but as we got upstairs, the little gay brother got more and more fucked up from the alcohol, so while the girl was goin down on me, he would come up really close, like literally a few inches from my weiner and would be like “oh fuck yeah, lemme smell that takes a big whiff” and would say some shit like “oh fuck yeah, smells like Lumpia and Adobo” or some random shit. I didn’t really care, it was pretty entertaining. (I’m Filipino btw, if you didn’t get the reference. For those that don’t know what Lumpia or Adobo is, Google it!)
Anyways, as the girl is goin down on me, I kept the light on and told him to critique us. He went downstairs, got a chair and some cigarettes and just sat down right next to us and smoked a cigarette while giving out advice to the girl, with such lines as “fuck yeah, deepthroat that fuckin’ Filipino eggroll” or “mmmmm fuck yeah baby girl, I’m gettin fuckin horny. I’mma get naked right now, maybe get a nice whiff of that Filipino turd cutter” though I must admit the last one wasn’t really advice…it was more of him just trying to smell my butthole for whatever reason. He also said some Fighting game references; at one point he was like “Oh yeah look at that, she’s doing the fuckin ROM infinite on his weiner, fuckin ROM FADC deepthroat” which I found pretty hilarious.
So I get naked, the girl gets naked and…well, the gay little brother has already been naked for a while now. The girl and I start getting it on, I’m on top, lights are still on, and we go at it for a few minutes until I hear some movement and fapping behind me. I didn’t really pay any attention until my friend walks in and he just bursts out laughing and goes “Dood, dood…THE FUCKIN GARGOYLE!” to which I turn around and see the weirdest masturbation position I’ve ever seen.
Basically the Gargoyle is when you’re completely naked, get on top of a desk or a table, put your feet behind your head, right hand is on your weiner jerkin off and left hand is keeping balance.
I made a terrible MS paint to show this -> http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8494/gargoylebro.png
I start laughing hysterically, the gay little brother is just there jerkin himself off on top of the table with no care in the world while doing the Gargoyle, my friend is also laughing and I guess he came in to tell us he was done doing his chick and just wanted to see what we were up to and the chick I was doing was pretty mad because I lost my hard on from laughing hysterically and I just get off of her, lay down on the bed, laugh for a bit, sit up and put my pants on and go downstairs (I ended up finishing up the business with the chick later anyways)
Does anyone else share this feeling or fantasy? You know, of being watched or critiqued while doing a chick? I find it exhilarating because it’s like you’re performing for an audience, plus you get your own commentary.