Alright. I’ve been living off in an apartment with a former office mate of mine. We moved to an apartment close to my work during the time we were both new to the office. Anyway, it’s been 5 months and he eventually resigned from the office. Anyway, we decided to be roommates for the most logical reason, to help pay bills and that shit is ok but our apartment isn’t as “roomy”. We only have one bathroom.
Now, after he watches porn on the net or looks at chicks at facebook, he locks himself for about 20 min after. Eventually i will hear a loud splash on the floor before he leaves. So what does this all sound like? He’s masturbating. Since both of us are unfortunate to only have one bathroom, it’s likely that the bathroom floor that i stand on (when i take a shower) has been jizzed on. Sometimes, he is even so careless that i see an open bottle of coconut oil just right below the soap, with strands of pubs near the gutter. It’s disgusting.
So next, besides the masturbating and stepping on jizz he later brings over some of his college friends. About 2 girls and 4 guys. The 2 girls where ugly so don’t ask and one of the 4 guys was a tranny. It’s annoying to eat dinner with them due to them being loud, not funny, and some of the topics they talk about. Now as they where talking, i was in the bathroom to take a small shower, but for some reason i stepped on something that felt like a droplet of shampoo. Of course it wasn’t. Now i didn’t take a shower after that, but as i was there. The tranny. was talking about his day and how he didn’t get a job because of being a cross dresser… “this is just the way i am, are they trying to be moral? lolol”. I mean of course, the tranny is obviously an Atheist… serious atheism will either lead to Communism or being a Transexual. So you can probably use your imagination on what angst words that guy was using when he was talking about his application getting a rejection. Don’t take me wrong, i didn’t slaughter the guy… like what i’ve normally done in the religion threads (hence being undefeated) but i just kept that negative energy stored in me.
Bottom line is, my roommate and i can’t get along. I can’t just leave either because of work and all that… currently right now he’s masturbating in the bathroom. Have any of you experienced bad room mates, and what did you do?