Majority of GameFAQS users have no girlfriends


#1

60% of GameFAQs users don’t have girlfriends- Destructoid

Just stumbled upon this. I don’t see how this exactly makes a story, but I figured it’s worth a few laughs. I’m not surprised since this is GameFAQS we are talking about here.


#2

that’s more like 2/3 of GameFAQs users have no girlfriends. Why is this even news anyway?


#3

Because LOL@gamefaqs is apparently a never ending thing on SRK despite it not being funny.


#4

That’s cause GameFAQs users don’t love them hoes.

This test does not conclude that GameFAQs user do not get pussy btw.


#5

you could drop maybe 10-20 percent, and drop the word “girl”, and I still would think its a legitimate survey


#6

That’s cuz most of them are around 11 or so. They still think girls are icky, but fap to Chun Li.


#7

this is basically 100% true


#8

someone make a poll for people with no girlfriends on srk and post it on event hubs.


#9

Bad move.

SRK is a known hub of guys who lie about having GFs, think chicks with 12 year-old boy bodies are hot and watch videos of men eating their own sperm.

We really don’t need the press.


#10

LoL Who got caught lying about havin a girl?


#11

It doesn’t help that clicking on eventhubs pretty much gives your computer AIDS anyway, unless you double-bag the anti-virus software before going online.


#12

Oh man, you weren’t here for that? I’m sure SRKev can fill you in with a PM, he’s pretty much the ringleader of the whole damn STA circus.


#13

Holy shit I’d completely forgotten about that thread, and I remember STA cause dude hella looked like this cat I know who kept claiming NY origins so for a sec I was like “This is the same nigga?!” but thankfully I was wrong.


#14

Well everyone remembers the “Son Them All” fiasco, but there was another guy in that thread (JimmyBones) who posted up a pic of a random girl from Myspace and claimed it was his GF. Of course, SRK aired that shit out too. I didn’t even bother to mention the “GloveGirl” fiasco where cats were going out of their way to trick off money on a guy/girl that they had never seen before.

We’re really not the best community to talk shit about having GFs/wives. I can only think of maybe 10 cute GFs/wives posted on this entire forum. That’s 10 out of thousands of members, man. The only ones I can remember are:

Az
Ferris
AceturnedJoker
The guy from Spain with the hot ass model wife
angryliberal
The guy with his two dogs in his AV
The Mullah
Onyx
Valaris
rcaido’s wife (Maybe, I don’t remember what she looks like)

Honorable Mention:
FallingEdge’s sister (Because I would plow like a wheat field in South Carolina)

No shots at anyone’s GF or wife, but I really don’t remember anymore than these. :lol:


#15

Holy shit I’d completely forgotten about that thread, and I remember STA cause dude hella looked like this cat I know who kept claiming NY origins so for a sec I was like “This is the same nigga?!” but thankfully I was wrong.

It’s all coming back to me, but for some reason I totally missed out on the JimmyBones incident. The glovegirl debacle was just terrible though.


#16

Just 60%? That’s 40% lower than what I expected.


#17

Yeah they should had made a virginity poll. The results would be surprising.


#18

40% of Gamefaqs users are liars.

Aeris isn’t your gf.


#19

Screw that, everyone should lie and say they don’t have a girlfriend then send that shit to FOX news and watch them air that shit with a straight face.

Man, I still remember that yo yo dude who trolled all those stations with that godlike girlfriend line.


#20

Fixed.