Make me a offer.

Hi. I recently listed my MAS Stick on ebay and got a ridiculous low ball offer the next morning.

If you do creative writing, I’d appreciate it if you made me a funny offer as a joke:

Big thanks and props to whoever wrote this!

I will send you:

1x raw chicken
2x case of Jolt Cola
1x broken usb
cord from my printer
3x corks from bottles of wine
1x Ralphie from
"Christmas Story" lunch box
1x shipping box from Amazon to hold it all

You send me:
1x Mas stick
1x pic of your sister


Let us know for how much it sells!