Man Claims To Invent Internet, And Sues EVERYONE


#1

what’s scary is this dude actually has a chance of winning. He’s the same guy who patent trolled Microsoft awhile back for a half a billion dollars.


#2

So what?


#3

Make that money.


#4

Maybe he can get rid of all these stupid internet rules…stupid sopa…


#5

What do you mean everyone…?

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#6

I invented socks, pay me.

Especially the white sox, ozzie guillen when to the marlins to avoid my wraith.


#7

And He looked he upon that pocket universe after its exponential auto-expansion and declared fiercely:

“Gaze upon my form and behold it. I am the architect that has given your roads way and buildings foundation. I am the one who has given light to this universe and demand tribute. Unite against me if you dare but know this…”

“I am your creator and I shall command you.”

“I am your God!!”

And so, the mega monoliths of the Cyberverse and beyond came together to form a wall of resistance, sending their strongest knights to combat quite possibly their most formidable foe yet. What will be the outcome of this grand battle?

To be continued…


#8

what was he in a coma or something it’s freaking 2012 now man

edit: just read the whole article

whoa!


#9

Considering he raped Microsoft for half a BILLION dollars, I think he was on vacation.

yeah, scary shit. The guy is legit, he DID make Viola way back in the day (ahhhh, fond memories of being charged half a thousand dollars for using that to look at Ultra 64 demo pics, in the days when the Interweb was starting up), and has a good argument. It’s just that the internet kinda moved on since those days. This could get hella interesting towards the end, and I can’t wait to see what the combined lawyers of Google/MS/the rest of the web will do to this poor dick clown.


#10

I invented retard, so to every retards out there right now, you must pay me or I will have you sued.


#11

Hah. Retards existed way before you were born.


#12

So this guy is really Al Gore right?


#13

Well you proved you’re not a retard so you don’t have to pay me.


#14

SCORE!


#15

All I have to say is

http://kaitlinwehlmann.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/yao-ming-meme.jpg


#16

Al Gore invented the internet

everyone knows this


#17

Worst thing that happens is the dude gets a huge settlement.


#18

Call me when he invents The Web. :coffee:


#19

PLEASE LET HIM WIN


#20

But were they patented before he was born?