Man eats son in witchcraft ceremony

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Man eats son in witchcraft ceremony

Residents of a Papua New Guinea mining town say they found a man with a history of drug abuse allegedly eating his screaming, newborn son during a sorcery initiation ceremony.
Police said locals on the outskirts of the town of Tabubil, in Western Province, woke on Thursday to the screams of the baby.
Beset with the grisly sight of the father allegedly eating his child, an angry mob chased him to the police station where he was detained after a short struggle.
Police said the discovery was too late to save the baby, who died of his injuries.
Tabubil police commander Demas Tapea said officers had detained a man and his wife to assist them with their inquiries.
“It is a very disturbing incident,” Sergeant Tapea said.
"The community is upset, angry but there is also a lot of fear and anxiety because there is a belief in sorcery or witchcraft."
Sgt Tapea said the main suspect was known to police.
“Locals are saying the man was carrying out a sorcery ritual, or initiation, to become part of some sort of special society,” he said.
"The suspect has a long history of drug abuse and we are not surprised something like this has happened.
“A few years ago, he went crazy in what we believe was due to the effects of drugs,” he said.
In 2009, it was estimated at least 50 people were killed that year in sorcery-related murders in sudden or unexplained deaths in isolated communities.
Christian missions and the Australian territorial administration of PNG, along with the PNG government, have done their best to end the belief in sorcery, but strong superstitions remain.

PNG man ‘eats son in witchcraft ceremony’

Commence battle brave pun warriors.

I guess jail population was his “special society”

Thats a sad story.

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.

I like you.

Quite so.

That’s one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever read.

so…did he actually gain special powers?

This warrants a WHAT THE FUCK WORLD.
I hate humans a lot of the time.

Good thing I’m a vorblesnap.

Holy shit, he must of been inspired by Fat Bastared in Austin Powers. " I ATE A BABY!!!"

It’s ok, the last time this happened in history the baby wound up becoming Zeus.

I hope sad incident puts an end the whole “invincible” baby armor hype of yesteryear.

But seriously, what the hell? Where was the mother in all of this?

“Christian missions…have done their best to end the belief in sorcery, but strong superstitions remain.”

Ah, you beat me to it. I guess they must be like “Don’t worship Satan that is silly. Worship God instead, he’s totally real.”

Tabubil sounds awfully like Tabooville.

Why was a man with a histroy of drug abuse and insanity allowed to care for a child?

Papua New Guinea
Common Sense

Pick One.

That’s some fucked up shit… but hey, at least he gained just enough mp to level up.

This is a very common practice across the planet actually.

and i thought my family dinners were shitty

cuz its real —On drugs—

drug use is fuckin horrid… WHy can’t ppl stay in the realm where everythin is GOOD, instead eating your baby give you access to the Infinite gauntlet!