Man goes pee; snake emerges from toilet and bites his penis


#1

I’m trying to think of something to say about this, but all I’m coming up with is dick squat.


#2

SNAKES ON A PLANE FORTOLD THIS BITCHES!!!


#3

Bathroom BJs ain’t what they used to be.


#4

Man that snake is never gonna live it down from his snake bros when they find out that he tried to give some dude a BJ.


#5

wtf were you even doing in a toiler @SNAAAAKE


#6

Who’d want to live in a place where it’s not even safe to take a leak?


#7

trouser snake vs real snake, who will win?


#8

on a related note. my girlfriend has snake bite piercings.
but she hasn’t given me head yet.
so I cant tell you if getting a bj feels better or simply enhances getting head like a tongue piercing does.


#9

THE WEAK LOSE AND THE STRONG WIN, WHICH OF THESE TWO WILL PROVE THE OLD AXIOM TODAY?!

At least this guy is now justified:


#10

On a serious note…before I clicked the link to the thread - I told myself (I bet this shit happend in Florida).
shrug

  • :bluu:

#11

Apparently Israel’s trying to throw it’s hat into the Japan/China/Florida/North Korea Elimination Chamber of Crazy at Wrestlemania?


#12

Oh fuck…


#13

I came in for the puns but alas it wasn’t meant to be.


#14

FUCKING SNAKE GET OFF MY DICK.

This is an actual line from Snakes on a Plane which proved all too real.


#15

I hope he was listening to a radio station playing hits from the 90s before he walked in and was singing along. I’m imagining it went like this:

"My andaconda don’t want none unless you ga-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


#16

everyone is missing the part where it’s “snake season” in the middle east. fuck that.


#17

thats how I deal with random-ass post-09ers :coffee:


#18

Come on, where’s the puns, guys?

This is what happens when you forego your bar mitzvah.


#19

If you ASP me, the dude stuck his dick in a glory hole and got a nasty surprise. Oh well, it’s hissss problem now.


#20

Good thing this didn’t happen to an SRK’er

Black Mamba mirror match?

Why doesn’t NickGuy just money match you already.

YOU DONT PLAY DAT MARVEL