Meeting Jean-Claude Van Damme on Saturday


#1

Jean-Claude Van Damme will be a guest star at the F.A.C.T.S. convention here in Belgium on Saturday. On behalf of everyone who saw him portray Guile, is there anything you would like me to deliver if I get a chance to meet him? :slight_smile:


#2

Gunshots to the face? :confused:


#3

Yeah tell him to kick Bison’s arsh so hord, that the next bison wannabe will feel it


#4

Well, he did kick Bison’s ass so hard that the actor playing him died if that counts.


#5

Make him do that dance


#6

Throw some mysterious white dust into his eyes.


#7

Which dance?

checks YouTube

Oh. That dance… >_<


#8

Simple. Ask him: IF HE CAN DO A SCISSOR KICK, WHY THE HELL HE COULDN’T DO A FLASH KICK? IS THAT SOOOO HARD?


#9

ask him if he still thinks adults are “a little old to be playing videogames” :lol:


#10

:lol:

Shouldn’t this be in GD?


#11

Tell him that guile speech changed my life.

sunnafah beesh byyye-son


#12

Tell him to do more mentos commercials…


#13

This is Jean-Claude Van Damme were talking about. I’m more likely to end up with my head down a toilet bowl if I tried that.

Wow… I could have Jean-Claude Van Damme stuff my head down a toilet bowl. sigh


#14

Tell him to get into his boat…and go up REVER…while you’re at it


#15

Recite the ENTIRE “we can all go home” speech to him, including the accent and hand gestures. He will either love you or hate you.


#16

go home?

no.

youve loschor bawls.


#17

If you throw white powder at him he’ll just snort it.

Ask him what happened to his career.


#18

:rofl:Yeah tell him that for me also.


#19

Ask him to say “Sonic boom!” and record it. Be sure to upload it. Make sure it is a very high quality. I’m talking several mb for a 5 second clip quality.


#20

show him that guile beasting in that vid show him how broken he is…