Minnesota teenage boy gets a porn star to be his date to the prom


#1

This seems similar to this one article I read where another teenage boy asked an athlete out for prom. This must be a growing trend among kids these days.

What are the chances of this kid getting poon after prom; likely or unlikely? You decide.


#2

I Think he’ll get it.

And some wacky mix-up will cool the relationship and seed some self-doubt and angst in the young man’s mind, while the girl ponders her feelings for him with her side-kick harpies. It’ll all end with a reunion scene that resolves in a dance number at the prom after party where Jerry O’Connell shows up to do one last drunken stunt.

The end. :tup:


#3

The boy needs to work on his game.


#4

Can I haz pron star?


#5

I remember when Dylan Ryder was my date to the prom


#6

yeah i saw this movie already. it sucked


#7

This… Emy Reyes… I do not like.


#8

Lol Minnesota has its own porn scene. Should have went local.


#9

you gay


#10

Emy is wack now that she has implants though.


#11

Well at least he’s going to get laid…


#12

She sure as fuck didn’t look like that when I looked her up. Oh right photoshop is a helluva a drug.


#13

He better, or he turns in his man card.


#14

This kid is doing it the easy way. In the 90’s there was the kid who asked Houston out and got her to prom. He also got to bang her that night and it turned into a relationship.


#15

That pic is pretty heavily shopped. Also, WHY do porn stars believe that implants are hot. hose things make me shudder to think about squeezing on. :wasted:


#16

Apparently the bigger the titties the more work they can get. Titties are a straight quantity over quality deal in porn; or at the very least that’s what I’ve consistantly heard.


#17

lol nigga what are you talking about? titties are quantity over quality, period.


#18

I bet you love McDonalds.

Quality > Quantity


#19

Didn’t Howard Stern set some kid up like this already?


#20

i’ve def heard of guys taking porn stars to prom before, twitter is the only new thing