Movie Theater: Check. Wife n' Kids: Check. Rape during a bathroom break: Check?,0,4514307.story

While this whole thing is fucked up, I’m impressed that this man is so dedicated to all three of the things on his to do list.

I was going to try to pun the hell out of this story, but the police chief beat me to it.

The suspect’s name is Ojo. Amirite, Spanish speakers? Eh? Eh???

I found the movie that Ojo was watching with his wife.