Movie Theater: Check. Wife n' Kids: Check. Rape during a bathroom break: Check?


#1

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-alleged-rape-movie-theatre,0,4514307.story

While this whole thing is fucked up, I’m impressed that this man is so dedicated to all three of the things on his to do list.


#2

I was going to try to pun the hell out of this story, but the police chief beat me to it.

The suspect’s name is Ojo. Amirite, Spanish speakers? Eh? Eh???


#3

I found the movie that Ojo was watching with his wife.

Yeahhhhhhh.

imo.