My dad thinks the incredible hulk is real


#1

So i bought two movies at HMV for him. Nortons hulk and max payne. He’s 74 years old and i tell him im going to put the hulk on for him. He says the hulk? i saw him doing an interview on television hes done something like 37 movies. We start argueing I show him the cover, positive that once he sees the green monster that it will clear things up. He walks into the kitchen and looks at the cover with a magnifying glass and just studies it. He says its a real person. I asked him if he was confused with hulk hogan no says its the incredible “hunk”.

Anyone elses parents senile? :rofl:

edit: Ah its no longer funny now that hes talking about Lou Ferrigno

but i dont think made 37 movies


#2

Wow…that…that’s just…something. Does he dial phone numbers he hears in movies?


#3

someones had one too many gamma blasts to the dome.


#4

yo if this a troll thread or it’s not…amazing haha.

does he do paint by numbers too?


#5

hypnotic and Hennessey will do that to ya


#6

my mom had this big long discussion yesterday about how some dude wrote a book on how to win the lottery. Now she wants this book, because ‘there just has to be a pattern’. She got really mad when I tried to explain how “random” works

I love you, Ma :stuck_out_tongue:


#7

Your dad is right there is a real incredible hulk:
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#8

he’s not the hulk unless his power is drawn from pure rage


#9

I got Lou Ferango mad at me last year at Comic Con…Its so funny he was smiling & then all of sudden he had that look where he would tear me apart…hahaha, ill try to look for those pics!


#10

Lol what did u do to make him hulk out?

Did u offer him ur Asian wife to appease him?


#11

lmao @ Lou Ferango :rofl:


#12

pull your dad’s pants down.


#13

I was taking pictures & he pointed to sign saying no pictures! I kept taking them & he stood up from his chair & then i ran while still taking pictures…


#14

lol Adam West pulled the same shit on me last summer. He also had a crack security squad to enforce his crazy ideals


#15

Oh please say you still have those pics somewhere. Real Life Hulk Out needs to be shared.


#16

How does a thread with so much potential for bad, also house such potential for awesome?

Gotta be the SRK Effect. ?

Anyways, on topic:

My dad believes that everything that the Republicans stand for is just, and good whereas whatever the Democrats stand for is evil, and Un-American. When I asked him to elaborate what he, himself, believes is good and valuable, it was,*** to the letter***, what the Democrats stand for. And yet he still votes a 100% Republican ticket. And yet he cannot fathom how the country has gotten the way it has. Go figure.

As I see it.


#17

pull ur dads pants down.


#18

My dad, quite literally, has no ass. :rofl:

My dad was sporting “the hood look”, in kakkis, no less, waaaay before it was hood.

As I see it.


#19

no… pull them down from the front

tell him you aren’t afraid of him anymore


#20

You misapprehend.

Lack of having an ass=ankle pants syndrome, AKA the hood look.

And I do fear briefs on an old dude, man.

That shit is terrifying to behold.

As I see it.