Names you just don't trust


#1

Weird topic, but it’s something that just crossed my mind.

There are certain names that I’ll hear people introduce themselves as, and I almost unquestioningly don’t like or distrust that person, for no other reason that their first name strikes a chord with me.

One said name is Peggy. I hear that name and immediately have a problem with a person by that name. One of my managers at my last job was named that, and I immediately distrusted her, then she actually proved herself not to be trusted. And after dealing with her, I thought back and almost anyone I met with this name was untrustworthy.

I also had a problem with the name Brandon. I’ve met some exceptions since, but I had problems with several people growing up named Brandon, so it was just a name that immediately struck a chord with me for a long time.

So what names do you have that just turn you off from certain people? On the obverse, what names actually warm you up to certain people faster?


#2

anybody named Nick is swag and based

anybody with a black name can dance

anybody with an asian name is ching chong chang

anybody with a spanish name can cook rice real well

anybody with a russian name likes to drink

yep, i think i covered all my bases :slight_smile:


#3

No need to think about this for me.

It’s not discrimination if you hate everyone!


#4

Oh dear God, this could get my thread locked within one reply.

I now distrust anyone named Nick.


#5

I dont trust anyone with any name.


#6

I can’t take people named Gaylord seriously


#7

anyone named kim or park must have slanty eyes


#8

XD I actually dont have a predisposition towards any names except for Molly, as that is the name of my evil baby’s mom and has ruined it for any Molly i ever meet from here til the end of time


#9

Congratulations, your poor placement of adjectives has me now imagining your seed as the source of Lil Satan.


#10

I always warm up to other people who spell their names “Jon” when it isn’t short for Jonathon. Strangely very few were of scandanavian descent and afaik neither am I.


#11

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#12

A girl named Brianna, to me, is a liar. Or just someone who blatantly ignores you and not other people. My two cents.


#13

Mostly just internet handles that I dont trust. Handles like Missing Person, NickGuy0320, Arachnofiend, Joshkaz, Stark, and Ouroborus. For some reason I just cant trust people with handles like this. You know what I mean?

I also dont trust people that have internet handles spelled in all caps.


#14

anyone named cody sucks dick

ALL OF IT


#15

I don’t trust anyone that’s named after a car or a fruit. Started by meeting random chicks named Mercedes, Alexus (no bullshit), Porschia, and Peaches.


#16

but i once knew a guy who’s name was chang jong jing. how do you explain that?


#17
  • names that starts with a B (Bubba,Bill,Bobby,Ben)
  • Anyone with two first names/two last names
  • Any name that sounds ghetto as fuck (Tikifauna comes to mind, seriously, who the fuck would name their child Tikifauna.)

#18

I have less problems trusting the people with ghetto names than I do trusting their parents for giving them a stupid name.


#19

Ono


#20

I dont trust anyone with same first and last name.

I am not getting on the same plane with achmed achmed :shake: