No chaser: Criminals get years instead of booze for crime


#1

I know they deserve some time, but 30 years? MANDATORY?!? :wtf: what is up with that?

I guess if he wants that drink, he better learn how make some vodka with the toilet water.

-Starhammer-


#2

Be careful what you wish for because now he’ll get as many stiff drinks as he can handle in prison.


#3

he’s gonna be drinking alright, but it won’t be Dat Patron. More like…DEEZ NUTZ!!

-Starhammer-


#4

The sentence was especially harsh because their modus operandi reminded the judge of White Chicks.


#5

That was so funny how they got caught.

Oh wait that shitty website didnt report on how they got caught. 4/10 terrible article writer. And seriously a margarita? You’re gonna make the last drink of the next 30 years a lightweight drink? And that sentence is a bit excessive. I feel like 10 shouldve been the maximum.


#6

I bet your dick hole I can make you a margarita that will have you home, in your girl’s panties, professing your love to her while masturbating. All done via Skype.


#7

Like I need a Margarita to do that.