Nothing is free including the sun


#1

Spanish woman Angeles Duran claims she owns the sun - and plans to start charging ALL users | Mail Online

Finally, someone to sue for all the radiation and all the power outages due to sunspots.


#2
  1. She won’t be able to enforce any charges.

  2. She is liable for thousands of frivolous lawsuits.

  3. What a dumb bitch.


#3

"I am not stupid, "

Someone should of stop her mid sentence and say “yes you ARE!”


#4

Fuck!! wish I thought of doing that, would of been amazing to see it on my CV :rofl:


#5

i remember some guy claimed to be landlord of our planet or some shit, and started demanding rent money back in the day


#6

LOL kame got broke


#7

That’s one hell of a liability if she ever wants to get a mortgage.


#8

The funny thing is that the first property owners probably claimed things not quite unlike this.


#9

do you now?

that’s fucking UN laws right there.


#10

I’ll sue her for giving people skin cancer.


#11

I’ll sue her from withholding services that were previously scheduled for San Francisco’s last few summers.


#12

I’ll sue her for future destruction of property when the Sun obliterates Earth in 7.6 billion years.