Notre Dame's Manti Te'o lies about dead girlfriend


#1

W.T.F.


#2

Future Saints player.


#3

Whatever man…don’t act like you’ve never made up a girlfriend to impress people.

Would have been more interesting if he actually had a girlfriend, but had killed her or something and kept coming up with increasingly elaborate schemes to make it seemed like she was alive.

Football is fake anyway, who cares?


#4

We have a college football thread but, that shit is dead so I guess this will have to do for now.
Johnny Manziel was actually his girlfriend


#5

lmfao bet he wishes he had left for the draft last year.


#6

STA plays football now?


#7

WHAT. IN THE. FUCK.


#8

This is one of those instances where reality is stranger than fiction.


#9

You mean a guy that goes to a Catholic School turns out to be a douchebag?

UNHEARD OF!


#10

^It’s so much more than that.


#11

So in the last 10 years of the internet we went from “I have a girlfriend, these are her pics/myspace profile” to “I have a girlfriend, but she died?”

OH LAWD this new gen. No wonder they can’t hack old fighting games.:rofl:


#12

Its real simple Mofos gotta keep they mouths shut.

You not suppose to call any woman your girlfriend if you havent laid eyes on her. I understand they way new shit works but fuck that its gonna take more than fb and skype for me to call a woman my gf.

When I saw this on sportscenter i just shook my head like Dude you better come out and start cleaning this up cause now we questioning everything about you. Your character look crazy right now.


#13

Stephen A. just put dude on bake.


#14

http://i.imgur.com/45ZKN.jpg

Edit: This is the best one I’ve seen:


#15

Son Them All’s cousin? I can’t tell which story is better lol.


#16

Damn First Take going full two hours on this?


#17

From what I’ve heard of STA’s hustle, this isn’t something you can compare. I’ll illustrate this in a way that makes sense to everybody:

Son Them All: “Yo, I’ll kiss a chick in the mouth after she gives me head.”

Manti Te’o: “Yo, I’ll totally suck a chick’s booty hole after busting a nut in it.”

One is like :coffee:, the other one is :sleep:.


#18

YO. Link me that thread NOWISH.

LMAO.


#19

That’s quite the vivid analogy o.O

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#20

the legend of sta lives on. my fave part was when he tried to defend himself by insulting everyone who dissed him. like nigga take this major L and bounce…you cant defend yourself.