Now, from what I understand, hearsay and such, there was The Past. I’ve even gathered things occurred in it, events that in all probability were different from the events happening now. Turns out there were other fighting games before Street Fighter 4, even different ones in the series! Scariest of all, however, entities living in The Past have survived to our present times, baffled and discombobulated by the timeline moving on. I propose an Adopt-a-Oldschooler program, where courteous and caring '09ers can help ease the passage of Oldschoolers into our shining new millennium, Ultras and all.
So have some compassion, reach out a hand, and help them ease their rickety walkers out of the arcade and into our hearts.