Pentagon Demands Better Ray Guns


#1

[Build Us a Better Ray Gun, Pentagon Pleads | Danger Room | Wired.com](http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/07/build-us-a-better-ray-gun-pentagon-pleads/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+wired/index+(Wired:+Index+3+(Top+Stories+2)

I have yet to ever see a REAL laser in my life, even in a picture or a video :frowning:

not including pen lasers and shit like that.

…they’re naming em after Pokemon??

i also laugh at them calling em “Ray” guns, like its the 50’s or something.


#2

Heat-seeking missiles = Team Rocket.


#3

Red-White-And-Blue Laser (I hear its called the Medusa Laser), I choose you

5,000,000,000 gigawatt beam of light attack, NOW

Seriously, Canada is using shit we unwrap from from the condiment stand at KFC, and the S-Tier Americans are getting mad because their lasers aren’t pwning enough.

nerf that shit


#4

All they have to do is go to their super secret storage facility and dig up Tesla’s teleforce “death ray” plans that they stole after he died. :slight_smile:


#5

[media=youtube]d8hlj4EbdsE"]Metal Storm should talk to [URL=“http://www.wetanz.com/rayguns/”[/media]


#6

Magnetron, the evolution of the pokemon, Magneton.


#7

somebody needs to tell the pentagon to wait for it to respawn