People who use Naruto/dbz dub-speak…most commonly “A whole nother”
People who ask me if I’m playing Madden on my psp when they notice it
People who insert extra sounds into words “styewpid” “boo-uk”
Pompous idiots who say when you have a problem with your neighbor, you should just move away, as if everybody has fuckloads of cash and no attachments to the area.
Flaming gay dudes that do that “reach out and paw someone” thing when they’re putting an emphasis on something. No touchie. No touchie.
Tv shows that are multicultural, but then dictate that while the caucasian male cast can get chicks of all ethnicities (then later will permanently pair up with a female caucasian character from the permanent cast), the non-caucasians have NO romance in their lives until someone of their exact ethnicity shows up.
Hot women (co-workers, friends of friends) that wouldn’t give you the time of day…until they need something.
Women that walk around supermarkets with their purses on the top rung. They feel okay letting a sea of random strangers pass by their buggy while they stand 8 or so feet away from it and read labels…but the moment they spot a black dude, they hustle back to the buggy and grab that purse.
People who quickly slam the divider down at the checkout in grocery stores, as if the fact that your groceries are separated by almost 4 feet isn’t good enough for them.
