Philly police hot on the heels of "Swiss Cheese Masturbator"


#1

source: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/10/swiss-cheese-pervert-mayfair/

other source: http://gothamist.com/2014/01/11/philly_terrorized_by_swiss_cheese_m.php (yeah I’m not making this up)

source 3: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140112__Swiss_cheese_pervert__terrorizes_Mayfair.html

Even the news is getting in on the puns lmao, definitely the cheesiest story I ever heard. Here’s hoping he doesn’t meet up with the “Steak Slasher”, considering
they’re in Philly and all.

spoiler is definitely Not safe for your eyes,

Spoiler

http://media.philly.com/images/20140111-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-Mayfair.jpg


#2

I hear the case has a few holes in it.


#3

http://www.scottmckay.ca/storage/kane%20clapping.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327634810959


#4

^yeah, I’m just hoping they catch the Kraftsturbator before someone gets hurt


#5

Wonder how much cheddar peeps pay him to perform acts like this.

He definitely doesn’t do it for free.


#6

I just realized now that’s from citizen kane…which i watched 2 days ago


#7

That’s just how it’s made.


#8

Kashiyukasthighs: Look at you cheesin’ over a gif


#9

I guess this issue is only a big deal to the Conservatives because it wasn’t American.


#10

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase dick cheese


#11

Carls Jr. to now offer this sandwich @ restaurants nationwide

Fuck T.O. & his “philly” burger!

lol Gabby Chest
lol call 911 when you see Tupac ColbyJackCheese


#12

I bet his catchphrase is “Cheese me to please me!”


#13

It ain’t easy…being cheesy.


#14

Behind the wheel
Doing his deal
With a wheel (of cheese)

That is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted mozzarella sticks!

:tup:


#15

This guy’s gone whey too far.

Also, in Philadelphia, lol.


#16

I think you guys have seriously swissed the point. :frowning:


#17

BEWD, I think you are in “de-nailao”.


#18

Tier list, best at the top:

Cheese Holio
Man Banana Criminal
Paid Victim False Rape
Punchout Guy
Flava Flav DWB

  • Didn’t really check that one out again. Thought it was the person falsely accusing someone of rape, no “victim,” ended up in jail. And just rounded it out with 5 from the top 5 topics, this one to be up there too.

#19

He’ll really have blue cheese when the cops catch him.

Triple pun score!


#20

wow these puns are cheesy