Hi, my name is Philth, many of you prolly have no idea who I am, and those that do, will prolly not read this thread. Despite that, I assure you, im awesome.
Here is a list of movies you may or may not want to see.
Or perhaps, you may have already seen them, welcome to 2010 neub.
I have particular tastes so yours might not parallel mine.
Feel free to tell me how your opinion is better then mine and why I should never reccomend movies to anyone, because ive never heard that before.
Enough of introduction, lets get to the good shit.
This is a korean movie, so if you dont like subtitles or koreans, dont watch it.
I dont know if there is a dubbed version, but if you watch dubbed movies, you either like 70s kung fu, or youre a fucking moron.
Its got a nice style to it, a nice pace, a great story, good acting, decent dialogue, and good direction.
Thats pretty much worth checking out regardless of if you like fucked up movies or not.
Its very easy to get sucked into the film and follow it unquestioningly to its conclusion, which is exactly what the film wants out of its audience, it has a pretty clever way of toying with the audience which I respect out of the writers and director of the film. Because fucking with your audience is awesome.
Why this movie is fucked up.
WINCEST. There once was a man named Oedipus, he was Greek, he wasnt a drunken Korean, but he might as well have been
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS:
Many of you know who Roger Ebert is. I mean he is one of the most well respected and known movie critic of modern times. Most movie critics have never, and will never make a major motion picture. Which kind of makes them douchebags talking shit about people who try hard to create something of value, whilst being valueless wastes of space themselves. 99/100 movie critics are living excrement.
I myself dont feel that Roger Ebert is excrement.
But his movie, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, just might be.
It might be one of the worst movies ive ever seen.
But it might also be one of the best movies ive ever seen, I cant tell.
And arent some of the best movies the ones that leave you asking questions?
Why did he make this piece of crap?
Its like a campy spoof movie, but much crazier then modern SCARY MOVIE franchises and the like, but it was made in the same spirit in a decidedly different era.
I say its worth checking out, if just to get an insight into Roger Ebert, a guy whose opinion you might have followed a few times.
And you may not ever again, after watching his movie.
No spoiler needed here, because you pretty much have to watch it to get it… or not get it.
Its a spoof movie of an era, if you havent seen movies of that era it will be pretty far removed from you.
This is a Thai film, if you dont like subtitles or Thai people, you know the drill, fuck off.
This isnt really a good movie, imo its a bad movie, I dont reccomend watching it.
It moves slow, its kinda boring, it doesnt have any action whatsoever, it doesnt really explore the characters as show what they are doing.
With that said, its worth checking out.
But why? I just said its bad and dont reccomend watching it.
Because it has a pretty intensely fucked up storyline.
If you thought your family was twisted and dysfunctional, you were wrong.
The Thai people bring shame to the trailer parks around the world, the familial unit gets analy violated with a broken beer bottle in this movie.
Which I guess is worth a look… but I dont know if youve got the attention span for it.
If you dont have it, check out the spoiler, ill tell you what you been missin.
Why this movie is fucked up.
WINCEST yet again and again in this film. Ok the main characters name is Jan Rai, in Thai, means, Damn Bastard. His “father” named him that because his mother was gang raped and he was the son of the rape. His mother died giving birth to him. He is beaten by his “father” mercilessly as a child, his aunt comes to raise and protect him, his “father” raping his aunt is his first memory. At around the age of 6 Jan dry humps and ejaculates on his aunt. Throughout his childhood Jan catches his “father” fucking his servants and other women, most of the time he is staring at the portrait of Jan’s mother while he does. Jan’s aunt gives birth to his “sister” who Jan’s father raises to hate Jan, and to be an all around horrible little cunt. “Father” remarries a hottie named Khun B. Jan starts having an affair with his “fathers” wife Khun B. “Sister” accuses Jan of molesting her (he didnt) and he gets kicked out of the house. After a couple years Jan is brought back, because they need someone to marry “sister” because she is pregnant. Pregnant with her fathers incestuous child. “Father” goes impotent after molesting his daughter. Jan agrees to marry her and raise his “father” and “sisters” retarded son. Jan ends up having an affair with a servant at his wedding reception, unintentionally in front of the portait of his own mother that his “father” had done so many times. Jan also continues his affair with Khun B, which his "father unintentionally walks in on, and gives him a stroke and turns him into a vegetable. “Sister” starts having an affair too, with Khun B. She offers to share Khun B with Jan, and he agrees, but only if “sister” will give him a child. “Sister” refuses, so he rapes her over and over until she gets pregnant. After going almost full term, “Sister” goes up in her cooch with a hanger and has a Tiajuana abortion. Jan then goes impotent, and thats the end of the movie.
ICHI THE KILLER:
If you were a tiny penised little japanese boy this movie would be your fantasy escape in the world.
Repressed Japanese schoolboy is also japans craziest assassin.
There is so much violence, torture, rape, S&M that the film is a hard sell to most people.
Its really an insight into the repressed nature of the Japanese who will explode into the most mysogynistic and violent behaviours, or use forms of media to express these most carnal of notions.
Its also just a crazy ass film with some cool fucking shit.
Tadanobu Asano has one of the most pimp suits I have ever seen in this movie.
The whole thing is worth watching just for his pimp ass suit.
I mean it, the suit is so fucking pimp.
Why this movie is fucked up.
[details=Spoiler]You have to wait thru the whole movie to see the pimp ass suit…
Really its just the insane amount of gore, torture and violence, and how characters relate to it sexually. Ripping the intestines out of someone shouldnt give you an erection.
Well it does for me.[/details]
Id keep going with a few other movies, but this should suffice for now.
My movie finished DLing, and imma watch it.
Oh I just thought of something…
If you have a fucked up movie you want me to watch, or suggest I should do for another installment should anyone care, suggest away!
I was trying to shy away from movies that most have seen, with the exception of ichi, so plz no Inception was fuxd up! suggestions…