Photon Death Ray Blows Through Scientist's Head


#1

holy shit.

sparknotes: scientists plays with photon canon, safety malfunctions, photon bullet shoots through his head (photon carves path through skin, bone, brain and leaves through other side) he sees light “brighter than a thousand suns”, left side of his face melts, loses hearing in left ear, has random tonic clonic seizures, but other than that is fine and finishes his phd.

No super-powers were gained. Does not become Dr. Manhattan :crybaby:

Here is a pic


#2

link? to the text


#3

thats crazy


#4

Here’s my sunday’s best?


#5

#6

if only it was a million suns, then we could have someone explain what the sentry’s power set really is.


#7

assuming we can get past his crazy side.


#8

PROTON CANNON!!!

Yeah I’ve heard of this incident before, there’s actually more photographs showcasing his injuries online.


#9

Can you imagine what must have been going through his head:

“Ohh fuck…”


#10

Since the guy didnt die should it still be called a photon death ray? Maybe just photon ray or Photon ray of near death.


#11

We already know what his power set is:

Whatever Brian Bendis fucking feels like.


#12

I know what was going through his head. A fucking proton beam.


#13

rimshot


#14

I wonder what his reaction would be if he plays MVC2 =/


#15

photon deaf ray?


#16

Holy fuck, that is nuts!

fixed :coffee:


#17

sounds like a kamayhamaya (sp?) energy beam from dragonball z


#18

“Tremble before our ultimate weapon, the Photon Ray Of Bright Light, Partial Paralysis And Bad Hearing!” doesn’t sound quite as intimidating tho.


#19

Wow. Russian scientists >>> Bill Nye???


#20

Bill Nye never stuck his face in front of a photon death ray.