Please help me pick a main

Newbie Saikyo Dojo
#1

First and foremost I want to play a less used char
Secondly I want it to be a little goofy
Thirdly no chicks

I used to play Rufus because he was goofy and easier to control than El Fuerte.

I’ve been looking at Guy, Gen, El Fuerte, T-Hawk, Hakan, Dhalsim.

Thanks dudes.

#2

I think I’ve done this before

#3

Why dont you man up and pick one yourself you dirty little inbred F A G G O T!!

#4

Dan is the man. Goofy, unused, has a penis [probably,] and he’s really fun to play as. Well, funner than any other shoto IMO.

#5

You son of a bitch! http://shoryuken.com/f322/character-should-i-pick-aka-srk-newbie-saikyo-character-selection-guide-245277/