Quotes!


#1

Ever talk to someone on AIM or whatever and it’s just too bomb to keep to yourself? Post up the conversations that you guys had so everyone can get a good laugh.

LiLAsNRoMeO (2:44:23 PM): im fillin out this application
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:44:24 PM): fuckin stupid
RouletteDare (2:44:21 PM): what for
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:45:51 PM): for this job
RouletteDare (2:45:22 PM): whats the job? bein a nig?
RouletteDare (2:45:35 PM): application: you a nig? yes no
RouletteDare (2:45:39 PM): yes
RouletteDare (2:45:40 PM): accepted

I rest my case.


#2

Roflmao!


#3

One of my favorite quotes of all time, was when one time hella of us were in a chatroom, and Jeff said somethin and then Jason goes…

NIGGA FUCK YOU!

Hella funny.


#4

Here’s a few more of my favorite quotes!

“I named my Asuka card Nigbot.”~Drew Dub
"Hey dick wait till you see my bitch!"~Jeff/Switchup messing up the Ying Yang Twins lyrics.
“TAG!”~Robert
"I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS MY BURGER!"~Nolan
"FUCKING FAG-GOT!"~Rat to his War Machine after he died.
“Don’t be random or ugly.”~Zach

More when I can think of some more.


#5

“You dont EVER give Bruce Willis a Sword” - Ian


#6

“your taste is dick” - Super Joe


#7

:rofl:


#8

riceball Danny: she’s like 50
giancarlo51: 39 YOU DUMBASS
giancarlo51: omg u dont think halle berry is hot
riceball Danny: ok she’s like 40
giancarlo51: what kind of straight man are you
riceball Danny: i’m sorry i just don’t find people twice my age very attractive
riceball Danny: then again i’m not a horny prepubescent teenager as yourself
giancarlo51: lol
giancarlo51: so who do you think is hot
riceball Danny: ur mom


#9

raishinken (11:59:20 PM): But damn Mandel
raishinken (11:59:26 PM): THE ASS!!!
Tha Deezo (12:00:30 AM): hahahah
Tha Deezo (12:01:01 AM): the 30 continues ass
raishinken (12:00:03 AM): hard to take her serious without looking at the ass
raishinken (12:00:09 AM): Fuck that
raishinken (12:00:22 AM): i would use 100 continues to crack that
Tha Deezo (12:01:55 AM): hahaha
Tha Deezo (12:02:06 AM): when’d you start training other people?
raishinken (12:01:22 AM): 2 weeks ago
raishinken (12:01:34 AM): just females right now
Tha Deezo (12:03:09 AM): man that’s bobm
Tha Deezo (12:03:11 AM): bomb
Tha Deezo (12:03:12 AM): good shit jetay
raishinken (12:02:32 AM): not really
raishinken (12:02:46 AM): just kinda fell into it
raishinken (12:03:08 AM): Started with one
raishinken (12:03:13 AM): then she brought one
raishinken (12:03:23 AM): then she another
raishinken (12:03:28 AM): and so on
Tha Deezo (12:04:31 AM): damn snowball effect
raishinken (12:03:33 AM): yeah
raishinken (12:03:46 AM): except the snowball is ass!
Tha Deezo (12:04:59 AM): hahaha
raishinken (12:05:35 AM): good help me when they wanna learn how to grapple
raishinken (12:05:46 AM): God help me i mean
Tha Deezo (12:08:00 AM): you’re just like "man I can almost see the top of the mountain!"
raishinken (12:07:31 AM): lol
raishinken (12:07:42 AM): mountain meaning ass right
raishinken (12:08:30 AM): damn its the worse Kryptonite for me man
raishinken (12:08:45 AM): Latina + ASSSSSSS = DAMN!!!
raishinken (12:09:43 AM): its unblockable
Tha Deezo (12:11:03 AM): hahaha
raishinken (12:10:25 AM): like the Aegis refelctor x cross up head butt


#10

Alright, I’m gonna reply with some quotes from the crazy ass chatrooms we used to have back in the day. Mind you, this was YEARS ago.

PsiANyd II (11:10:39 PM): Stilt in med school
PsiANyd II (11:10:43 PM):http://www.mesastate.edu/schools/sbps/nars/narsgraphics/skeleton.jpg
RouletteDare (11:10:55 PM): hahaha

sentcablecap (11:39:36 PM): i want to record my first fuck (I miss Issariya =[)

Tha Deezo (11:04:24 PM): Alaska has the best Iceman players

sentcablecap (11:42:50 PM): i want to bite Thai girl’s tit
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:42:51 PM): makes em tighten up
PsiANyd (11:42:52 PM): I think I’m going to refrain from the donkey punches
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:42:57 PM): LOL UP
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:42:59 PM): STOP BEASTIN!

IcarusDownworks (12:29:35 AM): jeff i heard “entrails ripped out of a virgin’s cunt” the other day and it reminded me of you D:

Rairu81 (1:29:48 AM): I played some bomb girl in 3S… but she was way outta my league so I trashed her with dudley

Tha Deezo (2:08:23 AM): I’d commit suicide if I learned I was gonna get raped by a man and I couldn’t stop it from happening (normally I don’t hype up shit I say, but that’s bomb hahahah)

Tha Deezo (2:52:48 AM): the girls I like, most likely don’t like me, but the girls I don’t like, like me, so should I lower my standards just to say “yeah I have a gf?” or should I wanna date someone I like?
PsiANyd II (2:53:01 AM): I’m listening to Nickleback. Sorry
Tha Deezo (2:53:04 AM): gay

PsiANyd II (1:31:45 AM): Choking during sex = yummy
RowTron (1:31:50 AM): this is ridiculous
LiLAsNRoMeO (1:31:52 AM): i wish i had a bald gurl
PsiANyd II (1:31:56 AM): Autoerotic asphyxiation
LiLAsNRoMeO (1:31:56 AM): so i’d nut on her head
Tha Deezo (1:31:56 AM): why don’t you just put her in the cobra clutch during anal?
MixMastaDrewDub (1:31:57 AM): HAHAH, WTF
Nolander414 (1:31:58 AM): mandel: that’s the funniest thing i’ve heard all night

Tha Deezo (11:22:12 PM): you think Frank would like her Sean!?
Tha Deezo (11:22:17 PM): she’s shaking her ass
Tha Deezo (11:22:21 PM): but then again she’s not black
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:22:24 PM): get low
Tha Deezo (11:22:25 PM): so that goes out the window
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:22:30 PM): frank likes black chicks?
Tha Deezo (11:22:35 PM): yup
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:22:51 PM): hmm
LiLAsNRoMeO (11:22:54 PM): well someone has to like em
PsiANyd (11:22:59 PM): Jason
Tha Deezo (11:23:04 PM): lol
PsiANyd (11:23:07 PM): You’re tight

Here’s a post Frank made when he was pissed off at Super Joe

OH YOU THINK YOUR PRETTY DAMN FUNNY USIN MY NAME POSTIN UP BULLSHIT ON THE FORUMS AND SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WELL FUCK YOU GUY HAVE FUN LIVING WITH YOU MONEY SUCKING, ELMUR FUDD SOUNDING, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR ENDS, CAUSE YOUR THE MOST WHIPPED VIRGIN ON THE PLANET, CUNT FRIENDS, I DONT HAVE TIME TO LIVE WITH A LITTLE ASS KID WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN HIS NON CABLE TV HAVIN ASS APARTMENT, WHERE YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IN BUT I GET THE HELLA SHORT END OF THE STICK BY LIVING IN THE DAMN LIVING ROOM. WHERE SOMEONE WHO YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HIS NAME IS GETS TO LIVE RENT FREE AND SUCKA FREE CAUSE THE ONLY SUCKA IS YOUR BITCH ASS FOR MOVING IN WITH 2 BROKE HOES, WHEN I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING WAIT BUT NO YOUR IMPATIENT ASS COULDN’T TAKE ENOUGH OF DADDY RUNNIN YOUR SHIT, SO YOU HAD TO JUMP OUT OF THE FRYING PAN, AND INTO THE FUCKING BITCH FIRE “OH ITS A GOOD IDEA FRANK.” YEAH JUST LIKE HAVING A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD IS YOU FUCKING BITCH, AND DON’T THINK THAT THE POST IS THE ONLY THING YOUR GOING TO GET, YOU GOT NASTY ASS DEVON TALKIN SHIT TO ME CAUSE YOUR STUPID BITCH ASS IS USIN MY GOD DAMN NAME ON A FUCKING FORUM JUST SO YOUR DICK CAN GET HARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE AT FREAKNITE SOMEONE BLOWS SOME FUCKING COKE IN YOUR FACE, CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AIN’T GOING NOW, JUST TO BE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM AS YOUR CUNT SMELLIN ASS. FUCK NO!! I’D REALLY WOULD HAVE A DILDO IN MY ASS THEN TO LIVE WITH AN IMMATURE FUCK, SINCE I ALREADY LIVE WITH 3 OF THEM WHAT WOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE. SO KEEP SUCKING CHRIS’S DICK AT ORANGE JULIUS, KEEP SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON JEN’S RENT CAUSE YOU AINT GOT NO BALLS, AND HAVE FUN LIVING IN YOUR APARTMENT ALL BY YOURSELF WHEN KOY THE ONE THAT ALMOST LEFT YOUR BEST FRIENDS STRANDED IN OREGON CAUSE SHE CANT SPELL RESPONSABILITY, ONLY BLOW JOB LEAVES YOUR PATHETIC ASS.

I’LL SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE!!!

I hijacked this thread…sorry.


#11

damn i remember that, and damn i don’t remember beasting that much


#12

better hope they don’t tech roll that shit!


#13

Wow Mandel those were bomb. I don’t really remember those but if you have more, you should post em up!

Nigga out!


#14

This shit mad me laugh in computer class and the teacher looked at me hella crazy. Thanks Mandel.


#15

Good shit.


#16

The people want more and more is what I’ll give them!

LiLAsNRoMeO (12:28:24 AM): who is joe bray
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:28:26 AM): thats the new phrase
Tha Deezo (12:28:27 AM): in the empire pioneers
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:28:27 AM): fuck mike jones
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:28:29 AM): seriously
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:28:31 AM): who the fuck is joe bray
Tha Deezo (12:28:31 AM): that’s nasty!
RouletteDare (12:28:32 AM): who?
RouletteDare (12:28:33 AM): joe bray
Tha Deezo (12:28:33 AM): hahaha
RouletteDare (12:28:39 AM): 206-330-8004

RouletteDare (12:27:24 AM): i dont get how desmond and chris are dope and in empire
Tha Deezo (12:27:29 AM): me neither
Tha Deezo (12:27:33 AM): ether is so damn black
RouletteDare (12:27:37 AM): i know!
Tha Deezo (12:27:40 AM): TFGM should just put NOOB SAIBOT for his name

Tha Deezo: Joe Bray is a legend of the hidden temple
RouletteDare: hahaha gross
RouletteDare: Joe Bray has Global GUTS

KuanEasy (12:24:20 AM): the new trend is slapping someone after u unblockable them
KuanEasy (12:24:23 AM): u guys need to try it out
KuanEasy (12:24:26 AM): definately top tier

PsiANyd (12:45:37 AM): Evan had one of the best quotes about girls ever
PsiANyd (12:45:42 AM): The quote goes as such
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:45:43 AM): go ahead
LiLAsNRoMeO (12:45:43 AM): tell us
PsiANyd (12:45:57 AM): "I’ve finally learned to stop turning on the dreamcast right after I get done having sex with my gf"
PsiANyd (12:46:03 AM): Evan I need to shake your hand
Rairu81 (12:46:07 AM): lol

MixMastaDrewDub (1:00:58 AM): and we’re messin around with tekken
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:01 AM): for some reason
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:18 AM): stiltman sort of wanders in our direction
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:26 AM): like he wants to talk to us
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:42 AM): Which we don’t really appreciate, so we kinda walk away
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:49 AM): And Joe bumps into this little kid
MixMastaDrewDub (1:01:57 AM): prolly 10 years old
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:03 AM): Wearin a bomb raiders cap
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:17 AM): He says excuse me, and we carry on away from the arcade
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:27 AM): The next thing we hear, the little kid screams
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:32 AM): HEYYYYYYYYYYY STOOOOOOOOOOP
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:53 AM): and we turn around to see stiltman starin at the kid
MixMastaDrewDub (1:02:59 AM): with a silly look on his face
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:13 AM): So we ask what happened
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:21 AM): and he says a kid, prolly 14 years old
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:25 AM): took the kids hat
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:28 AM): and ran off with it
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:35 AM): when we asked why he didn’t stop him
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:40 AM): his exact words were
MixMastaDrewDub (1:03:49 AM): "I DIDNT WANNA GET MY FACE BASHED IN"
LiLAsNRoMeO (1:03:54 AM): hahaha

enjoy!


#17

C’mon man, you know the main use of that set-up is for after they hit a mid-screen Aegis, which, makes the fall untechable. +_+


#18

lol.


#19

I seem to recall saying something about tom brady and a racist motorcycle which I thought was pretty funny at the time. I don’t remember the specifics though.


#20

A couple of quotes from Frank to keep the thread moving.

Taken from last night…
“PRESUMPTUOUS MY ASS, MARVEL CAN SUCK MY COCK!”

Taken from a few weeks back involving a cop that pulled him over and noticed the World of Warcraft box in his car…

“Do you think World of Warcraft saved me from a 700 dollar ticket?”