I cam across a new conspiracy theory while watching da Street Fighter movie for the 43rd time. Raul Julia was going to follow in the steps of Reagan and he was going to run for the governorship of Miami. Dats why he agreed to play Miles Bison. You think he just did it for his kids? Hell nah. Remember when Arnold ran for Governor? What was the last film he did before he ran? T3. That movie was ass and he knew it was ass. His kids didn’t want to see dat movie. Not even the one he had with the maid. But he did dat movie not just for the payday but he knew it would get him out there and help him in the election.
Van Damn was going to help him run. Fact. So what happened?
The Rise of the Dark Crusaders saw what was going down. Dey knew that Julia’s portrayal of a dictator was a parody, kind of like Stephen Colbert. So Julia was set to to run and he was going to appear in the Bison costume and do the levitate thing to mock his opponent.s But the Dark Crusaders were onto this. And so, head by the grand rapist bill cosby they teamed up with Julia Roberts.
Bill gave the order
Raul’s big plan was to finally legalize weed. Dark Crusaders said nah son.
Julia Roberts snuck in and gave him da cancer. And who was the offspring of that unholy union. Who is the real DARKNESS? Think about it. Who was the most evil country on earth? Russia. Who is from Russia? Zangief. Gief was also in Street Fighter da movie. What is Gief’s main move? The SPD. What happens when you rearrange SPD? You get DSP.
Therefore the Dark Crusaders as lead by Bill Cosby and Julia Roberts assassinated Raul Julia and that directly lead to the alternate bad biff tannen timeline where DSP did 9/11