Russia's "Granny Ripper"

She was blowing kisses like she was happy that she was caught…

Did you read your own article? She is happy she was caught.

She now has three meals a day, a home, and someone to pay for her funeral.

She’s living the dream! All it took was years of gruesome murder.

This needs a cheery/creepy nursery rhyme to go with it like all the other morbid creepy shit that happened like that a long time ago:

Then you get kids to run through the streets singing it.

Weird shit.

Can’t help but feels this needs the added “itchy-tasty”

“Oh grandma, what big teeth you have…”