We live in 2010. That’s a momentous year, and to accompany it, should be momentous things.
Some day your great grandkids babies girlfriends will ask rhetorically what the dinosaurs were like.
To that, you’ll respond, “You little slut, I wasn’t alive with the dinosaurs. But I did use the old ketchup packet.”
Then all will marvel at your age.
Enough ballyhoo. Behold, 2010!
And thanks must go to those who initiated such futuristic invention!