Scary Stories Thread


#1

I always enjoy these threads.

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.

As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It’s her mother, she whispers to her child “don’t go into the kitchen, I heard it too”.


#2

A guy looks at the SRK GD forums and finds a shitty thread.

Then who was phone?


#3

One time I thought I had broken glass in my penis because it burned when I pissed but it was only gonorrhea.


#4

so edgy. How can I get like you?


#5

Heh?.
So I suffer from sleep paralysis, google it, it?s not good shit. In a nut shell your body paralizes itself while you sleep, so you don?t hurt yourself. Normally this wears off before you wake up. If you have sleep paralysis you wake up fully conscious, but still dreaming, and you can?t move or scream. The panic attack feels like you are dying and you hallucinate something crazy. Must hallucinations involve an old hag, or demon, sitting on you, because your lungs aren?t working and the mind does wonderful things when are you are quasi dreaming. It?s how the myth of the incubus started.
Moving right along, this started for me when I was about 8. I?d wake up, couldn?t move, scream, and there was a shadow at my door. Happened for years, and it slowly moved over to my bed, till it was right on me. I swore it off as me being insane, but I woke up screaming a lot. Explaining things to your parents at this age doesn?t work, they think you are afraid of the boogeyman. I dealt with this for about 2 years, till it got bad enough I was taken to a sleep specialist. Who promptly figured out what was going on and why.
For about 2 years or so I slept fine, knowing what the problem was helped. And the doctor told me ?the good news is this normal?, so all good. Well a while later the shadow came back. No problem, it?s normal. Then one night the shadow was on me again, and I hear in my brain ?the good news is this normal, the bad news is I?m real?.
I still suffer for it, but now it?s not that bad. Something like 1 out of 10 have it. If you don?t fight it, not bad, if you do your body freaks out that you can?t move or talk and you start to see things.


#6

I’ve heard about stuff like that, it seems so surreal if it doesn’t happen to you. I’ve tried the whole lucid dreaming thing (I know its nothing the same) with no success but that shadow thing is truly a mindfuck.

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This is you.


#7

not me nigga


#8

ive had sleep paralysis before didn’t scare me though. i found it kinda funny


#9

Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with it now and it’s not bad, but as a kid, that shit sucks. I also get it about 3x a month.


#10

You can start by making threads that don’t suck.


#11

aaaaahhh sheeeeet


#12

omgburn. Sick damage control.


#13

why am i so spooked by this

ugh


#14

wow holy shit that sounds freaky. dam dude props for being able to go through that shit if i had something like that i would shit myself and would never get over it.


#15

Yeah the first time I experienced sleep paralysis was in high school. I was taking an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, I couldn’t move. It felt like there was a dark figure in the room watching me. Since I had never heard of it before, I was badly shaken by the experience.

Once I learned what sleep paralysis was in my psych 101 class, even though it happened for a few more times afterward, it wasn’t a big deal anymore.

It is interesting that people all over the world see the same old hag sitting on top of them though. GHOSTS ARE REAL?!??!?!!111


#16

Yeah, I would assume its a consistent symbol of fear, evil old woman or hag or whatever. Isn’t Sleep Paralysis in Spanish speaking countries translated as something like “dead person on top of you” or whatever?

edit yeah found it… Subirse el Muerto

Found it interesting that Western Europeans thought it was a Succubus… supposedly Nightmare came from Succubus… also its called Morrigain in Scotland… gg Morrigan. I would want Morrigan to sit on me… >_>


#17

I had this nightmare where Nintendo totally turned Samus fucking Aran into a fucking prissy girly girl in order to ensure the only Nintendo female with any sort of man points is Dixie Kong.

While on that topic:
4thletter! Blog Archive The Captain N Comic: I?m Gonna Take You Back to the Past?

Dr. B’s B-Team would have beat Mother Brain in approximately -10 seconds.


#18

I had this nightmare where Nintendo totally turned Samus fucking Aran into a fucking prissy girly girl in order to ensure the only Nintendo female with any sort of man points is Dixie Kong.

While on that topic:
4thletter! ? Blog Archive ? The Captain N Comic: I?m Gonna Take You Back to the Past?

Dr. B’s B-Team would have beat Mother Brain in approximately -10 seconds.


#19

I’ve had Sleep paralysis only a few times but it’s frightening as shit. There was one time where I was awake but my eyes were closed and I couldn’t move, and every time I exhaled my nose would burn and I wouldn’t be able to inhale properly causing me to freak out and try to force my eyes to open. After what seemed like forever I somehow regained control of my body and I could finally see, turned out my bedsheet was covering my nostrils.

I’ve paralyzed my arm much more often by sleeping on one side of my body. It’ll be all flimsy and shit so sometimes I’ll get up and act like I got shot in the arm and drag myself to the bathroom…yeah.


#20

I have zombie apocalypse nightmares about twice a month. Best dreams (not involving sex) ever.

Sometimes zombie dreams turn into sex dreams… then it gets… weird…

^_-;