Long story short.
All I did was get into a drunken fight with some stupid ass whiteboy who was road raging.
Long story long.
I was dropping off a girl from work, Rebecca.
Im like 2 blocks from her house, when I notice in my rearview about 100yards back, car commin at me going like 80+mph.
Im going like 35mph cause thats the speed limit, and I dont want to get pulled over for nothin.
This car gets on my ass, swervin side to side, honkin his horn, flashing his brights… (theres 2 fucking lanes, he coulda just went around)
He gets along side me, swerves into my lane.
About 2 blocks of this shit we come to a light, where I am going to turn left to drop off Rebecca.
He pulls up right next to me, rolls down his window talkin all this shit.
"Fuck you bitch, imma fuck you up, blah blah blah."
I roll down my window, and I tell him,
"If you want to get your ass beat, pull over right here, and imma beat the shit out of you."
Rebecca stupidly jumps out the car knocks on his window and cusses him out.
I tell her to get back in the fuckin car, cause the light changed, I turn left, and make an immediate left, parkin on the corner.
Whiteboy drives past us and U turns, he pulls up along side me.
Rebecca again jumps out the car and knocks on his window screamin "WTF"
He guns his engine and sideswipes her, knocks her spinnin to the ground, she busts her chin open, and is steady bleedin.
He stops about 20 yards up the street from me, gets out the car talkin shit.
I run up on him, he puts his hands up, and I start throwin.
Im throwin heavy, and almost everything im throwin is connecting, and most of it is tagging his jaw.
He is throwin back, but he is wiffing and grazing.
I tag him with about 10 hard punches before he goes for a clinch.
He trying to wrestle me down, we are no longer in the street but on some apartment buildings lawn.
I throw a big knee to his body, he doesnt like, so he tries to back out of the clinch.
I got my left hand on his neck and his head is low, so I start throwin uppercuts, 4 out of 6 connect.
He tries real hard for a takedown, grabbin at my legs, I push his head down with me left hand, and step out.
His head is in perfect position to be kicked soccer style, so I put 3 of em on his head.
He is pretty fucked up.
But he sits up, and I try to talk to him.
I tell him "Im sorry. Its over. No hard feelings. Its over."
But he is angry. He gets up and starts talkin shit, pushing me.
Rebecca comes and tries to push us apart, telling us to break it up.
But then she says that she took his car keys and threw em in the bushes.
Im all "WTF? Dude already got his ass beat, give him his keys back."
Rebecca goes off to find his keys.
Dude keeps pushing me, and I keep tellin him, "Its over, you dont want anymore of this."
Keeps pushing me, screamin in my face.
I keep tellin him, "Its over, you dont want it."
He takes another swing at me, and ive had enough.
I put two big right hands on him, and he goes immediately for a takedown.
I ragdoll him onto his back, and jump into side control.
I put a big knee into the side of his head.
Throw a few GNP punches onto his jaw.
Then throw 4 big hard elbows in rapid succession into his face.
I get up, and start walking away, some bystandard prolly from the apartments runs up yellin "dont kick him no more, youll kill him!"
I didnt plan on it, I just look around real quick for Rebecca, dont see her.
(shes still in a bush lookin for this dipshits keys)
Say fuck it, I gotta dip outta here, and start headin for my car.
I put my hand on the handle of the door… and the cops roll up park right behind me.
2 cops jump out, and ask, "Whats goin on?"
I look over to dude layed out on the lawn and point at him sayin "That dude just got fucked up real bad."
The cops just start walkin past me… I open the door to my car… cop suddenly turns round and flashes me with his light.
He sees I got blood on me, “Hey that guy has blood on him, better detain him.”
They arrest me, and Rebecca.
Felony Assault with a deadly weapon
Bail set 100,000 $