I fired up the xbox 360, went to the character select screen.
“That one!” the boy says. He chose blanka.
The boy starts to play against honda on honda’s stage against the cpu. No less than 10 seconds into round 1, the boy goes
"how do you get into the hot tub?"
me: "you can’t"
the boy: "why not?"
me:
I thought it was funny anyway.