I fired up the xbox 360, went to the character select screen.
“That one!” the boy says. He chose blanka.
The boy starts to play against honda on honda’s stage against the cpu. No less than 10 seconds into round 1, the boy goes
"how do you get into the hot tub?"
me: "you can’t"
the boy: "why not?"
me: 
I thought it was funny anyway.
When I was a kid, my little cousin asked me what happens if you pull the lever on Zangief’s stage. I told her nothing, but I probably should have told her something involving kittens getting killed.
Whaaaat, nigga you crazy.
He did not pick Zangief nor Claw.
Zangief: "Ooh I want that big muscley hairy man! He’s like a BEAAAAR! He can get me in a bear hug and squeeze me!"
Claw: “He’s so pretty, like a girl! But better! How do I make him make those noises? I like when he screams!”
Might as well replace SF with Shit Filler Turbo: RAINBOWWW EDITION
mind games at its best.
you shouldve brought him to ken’s stage, the breaking of the barrells would blow his mind away
When I was younger, I wished you can knock someone off Cammy’s stage or Fei Long’s stage MK style.
I always imagined a shark coming out of the water eating the defeated guy on ken’s stage. Eternal champions bleeding over…
